Honk

[. @_Riddock_]

Funny thing is whenever I see JK Rowling give her opinion I just see common sense, nothing she says should be controversial at all…the world we live in is hilariously stupid

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

All insanity pleas should automatically result in execution.

If you’re allegedly too “insane” to know it’s wrong to strangle your three children to death, then you are incapable of peacefully existing in any setting, are a constant threat to everyone you encounter, and need to be executed for the safety and welfare of everyone else on earth.

[TacticalBrit @TheTacticalBrit]

We were so close to getting insanely affordable handheld PCs, low end phones with good specs and general good quality market saturation of solid tech.

All of it out the window. Thanks AI.

[I no Black, I Hollow Papi @VersaceVegeta_]

I’ll never forgive them for fucking up our tech future for data centers.

We were THIS close to $100 4TB SSDs

[November @postoctobrist]

this one has a similar place in my head forever

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Serf @RoyalSerf]

"They come here for a better life."

Well they’ve made everyone else’s worse.

[S. I. Rubinstein @si_rubinstein]

– abolish Ofsted inspections or else headteachers might kill themselves
– let children permanently mutilate themselves or else they might kill themselves
– don't expose fraudsters or else they might kill themselves
Manipulative logic that we must reject utterly.

[Morgoth @MorgothsReview]

'He would have been treated differently if he were a white man'.

[Richard Hakeswill @fanofnicethings]

Really saddened to hear about the passing of Professor Arday, but if there’s one thing we’ve learnt about Jason, he won’t let a setback like this stop him from running next year’s London marathon.

[Venice Allan @roseveniceallan]

The people who enabled Jason Arday’s lies will blame the people who exposed them.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

tap tap

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

I don’t know the origin of piggy banks but I like to assume it was a rural Polish superstition to exploit kosher law to protect your change from Jews

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

normal people: hey cool a new Harry Potter game!

troons in the qrts:

[L.U.K.E. @lukkazSP]

O Twitter basicamente tá sendo:
- Quem ainda consome Harry Potter é transfobico!
- Por quê?
- Porque a autora é!
- Então vc tbm é transfobico, pois o dono do Twitter é transfobico, certo?
- Ah, não, veja bem, pois…

[angloposter @anglopost]

making the mrs look directly at the eclipse so we can get a PIP claim in

[L.U.K.E. @lukkazSP]

Eu acho lindo como vcs REALMENTE pensam que Harry Potter é mal visto fora da internet kkkkkkkkkkkkk No mundo real ninguém liga pras polêmicas da JK