Yuuki Yoruishi

Fox VTuber! come say hi!

[Rizu Maki 🦊🖤⛓️ @RizuMakiVT]

As a kid I always thought that when I grow up I’ll know what I wanna do by the time I’m 30

Now I’m almost 30 and I don’t even know what I want to have for dinner let alone life goals

[Ellecifer @ElleTtv]

I would like to point out: it is NOT okay to essentially dox a streamers location in their chat during a stream. You are putting their lives and others around them in danger. It is not a joke, it is not a small prank, it is violating safety of a human being.

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@OldBreedHwarang @SECNAV So every other country is immune to cbrn attacks?

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@OldBreedHwarang @SECNAV So beards in other countries don’t have to worry about gas? That myth has long been debunked. Let’s call it what it is. This is an attempt to purge black men from the service.

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@OldBreedHwarang @SECNAV Explain to me how a sailor or marine that is not clean shaven is less effective than one who is? There are way more important issues this administration is completely ignoring that would make our military way more effective. But no, facial hair is the hill they wanna die on.

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

This is a literary masterpiece

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@BloodyCryptic @Shadow9sin @DreamsFemb Gotta get one of those tactical belts with all the pouches on it XD

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@Shadow9sin @DreamsFemb This guy?

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@Shadow9sin @BloodyCryptic @DreamsFemb Mobility

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@YokaSiri You gotta post a pic standing next to Aries so we can settle once and for all who is tall and who is a short king (Aries 👀)

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@CuckMyBiscuits @PalmyrPar “I AM STRAIGHT”

Followed by some of the most gay shit you’ve ever heard 😂

[ChickenTwo2 @h_hecta]

@FemboyLoveerr Batman, when girls kiss, no one bats an eye. But when I kiss my homies, society, society calls us gay batman

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@Max_Ofiicial @DarkSalxm Crazy work bro 😭

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@Max_Ofiicial @DarkSalxm Feel like you might be self reporting a bit

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

🦅🦅🦅

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

Happy freedom Eve everyone!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@Aestheticsn1 2208. Run me my money

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@keithedwards Can confirm, I died in may.

[Bad Dragon🔜Anthro SoCal @bad_dragon]

Bad Dragon is ending production of physical dildos starting January 2028.

From that date, dildos will be available in digital formats only through the BD Play Store.

[Yuuki Yoruishi @YuukiYoruishi]

@Santoro3x7 @Konshu @Apolyonic Kinda sad it took you 7 years to figure out you don’t enjoy a game.