Ghost

[Boston Matt @Mattman34]

Go to Costco, get yourself a 4 lb bag of cosmic crisp apples. Then get yourself a 2.7 year old who will take a bite out of each one when you’re not looking and throw them all behind the couch.

[Holster When Safe @HolsterWhenSafe]

glory to God always and forever. ☦️

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

Maturing is realizing that this was never meant to be funny ‼️‼️

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

[Tanya Junghans @tanyajunghans]

This is the menace.

He has a female counterpart who is exposing cosmetics.

[Jil Theo @theo_jil]

I'm 54.

I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes.

If you're soft, stop reading now.

Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

[Arviñd Schröödinger☄️ @being__paranoid]

Joker 2 review 👍🏻

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

I guess that settles it

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

🎯🎯🎯