Mario Yuwono

Writer. Movie buff/aficionado. Loves good TV, music, podcasts. Console of choice: PS5, Xbox Series X. He/him.

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

I’ve never had a #BlueCheckMark, and now I don’t think I ever will…because I’m never paying you one thin cent, Elon.

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

@katienotopoulos @ditzkoff “Mike? ‘Mike’. Try ‘Mr. Wallace’. We work in the same corporation, doesn't mean we work in the same profession”

https://t.co/DFupUl5X70

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but skyscrapers are vertical and pools are flat

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

okay but imagine a fucked up giant Minion Still Life chasing you

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

You can immediately tell when republicans are flustered because they throw a “transgender” out of nowhere.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It's so funny whenever people are like "it's because of the LEFT that we're overrun by homeless people on the street!" knowing that the real reason is that Ronald Reagan slashed all the funding for low income housing and mental hospitals

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

@OldTVReference It’s been done

https://t.co/oZJ2yXkEzW

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

@LabsandPlanes @pj_chesterfield @byjoelanderson You’d be surprised, especially if they have enough confidence to make up for the whole incompetent thing

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

Fuck CBS and fuck Bari Weiss

[Ben Mullin @BenMullin]

Scott Pelley just issued a statement on Bari's remarks this morning:

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

This is exactly what The Fablemans is about

[♠️♥️Jib_Loger♦️♣️ @jib_loger_alt]

Honestly still kind of fucked up that this dudes sins are still affecting people to this day

His name is Andrew Wakefield genuinely evil man

Also time to post this video again

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

@NeilNevins @staticbluebat Press L3 + R3 to activate the Swedish penis pump

[queeblo montana @quartzmorrigan]

taylor’s version

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

This is funny. I like how chill she looks giving the order

[Ash Stabbath @ashstabbath]

Happy Pride to this interview Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O did back in ye olden days of 2010

[Covie @covie_93]

The fact that someone like spencer pratt is even been considered a serious contender for public office shows people have learned nothing from trump.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

FUCK CBS AND FUCK BARI WEISS

[bumpkins @bumpkinsTV]

Am I the only one who plays video games for the gameplay and story and not to get sexually aroused?

[Mario Yuwono @YuwonoMario]

@ITGuy1959 But respect isn’t guaranteed and has to be earned. That’s something their new employer learned the embarrassing way

[Tyler @TylerJEsquire]

One of the darkest and funniest running jokes in the movie is that the people are completely trusting of, even giddy to help, Dan Stevens' character when they learn he's a veteran. And he just never stops playing that to his advantage.

[Nathan Grayson @Vahn16]

everyone else is wrong. I’m right. cube good