Yuya in Wonderland 🩰

Recollections may vary. Ya lo pensaré mañana, en Zara. Soy la musa de Las Leyes de Murphy. In omnia paratus.

[JoseMalaguista @JM_77PD]

Hola, me llamo José vivo en Syke, un pueblo cercano a Bremen. Me gustaría hacer alguna quedada Malaguista.

Para ver el partido de Almería vs Malagau.

Si alguien vive cerca que me mande un DM.

Por favor compartirlo!!!!🚨🚨

[Yuya in Wonderland 🩰 @YuyaUps]

Tengo la historia, necesito al escritor.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

disliked by losers. envied by the mediocre. dismissed by idiots. judged by the insecure. doubted by cowards.

all good signs.

[Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads]

“Oh, you love to read? You should join our book club!”

But you see the problem is I don’t want to be told what to read, because then I automatically don’t want to read it.

[Yuya in Wonderland 🩰 @YuyaUps]

Café

[🦢 @its_meeruy4]

Nobody talks about the silent rage of a smart woman stuck in survival mode.

She’s polite. But she’s plotting.

[blue @bluewmist]

Hard Pill to swallow as an adult:

At some point, you will have to disappoint others to live a life that's honest to you.

People pleasing will drain you, not save you.

You have every right to set boundaries and choose your peace. You can disappoint people and still be a good person.

[Never Acceptable Tizok @PixelBuff]

Mmm yes, toothpaste is now locked behind glass cabinets because all those trillionaires.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

Cutting off family/friends who gossip about you and judge you during the hardest season of your life is veryyy valid.

[Tomás F. Terrados 💙 🇪🇸✝🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @TomasFTerrados]

Pero lo terrible es que te tienes que empadronar en Madrid para el abono transporte

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

There are 4 million child brides forcibly married to paedophiles in your shithole country of Yemen btw.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Your husband literally used a cigar as a sex toy on an intern in the Oval Office. Just shut up.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Europeans aren’t having children because they can't afford to support them.

Muslims have children because Europeans support them.

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us

[Yuya in Wonderland 🩰 @YuyaUps]

Café. To do.

[Diego González 🇪🇺🇰🇮🇺🇦 @diego_gon]

"Cuando las turbas empiezan a quemar cosas conviene entender por qué. Y es porque durante años los únicos que han hablado de los problemas inherentes a la llegada de inmigrantes y las consecuencias de llenar el país de gente con ideas del XIX, han sido los llamados extremistas"

[pipanti @ppanti]

Dejad de comprar el marco del regalo y de si se debe aceptar o no. Nadie regala joyas por valor de un millón de euros si no está comprando algo. No es un regalo, es un pago.

[Katie💞 @Uniquekatie02]

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid