Yves Saint Lament

Why do dogs wear frito perfume

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Yes universe what I was REALLY missing on my 2026 punch card was having a fucking STALKER

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Alien franchise purists get on my last nerve like please. Alien Covenant is a good movie. I don't care if it fits the series lore or not. look at me in my eyes bro. it's not that serious. all you have to do is enjoy the music and gore. you're making this so difficult my guy

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Who will teach me how to dnd I want to play so badly :(((((

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

I’m way too hot to be this sad all the time.

[SIE @_badassiee]

Who checked on you today? Exactly… keep focusing on yourself.

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

I'm such a conspiracy theorist and it is purely because I am one petty girl. Like what interesting timing... hm. HM........ my tinfoil hat is on. I'm theorizing. And cackling. God it must suck to be pettier than me

[david @sweetbanisters]

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

@h3h3productions Cringe ass comments section lmfao. "Coward." ??? for renouncing support for someone who encourages transphobia/the alt-right? I'd consider that the opposite of cowardice. But go off fReE sPeEcH or whatever lmfao.
y'all are so transparent. full of hate

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

It's raining :)

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

How tf do I tell people that befriending me without the intention of being my best friend is a waste of my time LMFAO like I'm so bored with casual friendship it drives me up the wall. Literally just leave me alone if you want casual friendship. All or NOTHING BABY

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It was nearly 70° in Alaska just a few days ago.
Cities in Colorado are overrun with wildfire and hundred mile-per-hour winds.

Anyone who denies that we are in the midst of a large-scale climate crisis is not living in reality.

We need bold climate action and we need it now.

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

we’re really at the age where quality friendships hit different. it’s not about how long we’ve been friends anymore. it’s having intentional relationships that feeds us in a different way.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

we really coulda had this guy

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Literally so stressed out right now I'm going to walk into catacombs and never return I'm going to walk into a crypt and find somewhere where I fit and just STAY.

[kayla 🇵🇸 @MEGTHEEDAYA]

and i’ll protect her w my LIFE

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Ohmygod I just remembered I had the most awkward interaction at a pizza hut today like truly mortifying I'm going to crawl into a cave and let cave lice eat me alive

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Bakugou fan and spelling his hero name wrong?? Dynamite???? Yeah OK buddy 😒

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

Who tf is gonna buy me fishnets don't tell me I have to do it myself this is foul

[Yves Saint Lament @Yvonnope]

What do I have to do to get people to reach out and love their friends openly???? Baby we're all gonna die eventually!!! Don't waste time holding back love of all things. Go for it!!!! Hold people!!!! This life is too short fr. Just bleed, alright? Bleed love before it's all over