𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨

sad man deluxe

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Remember; it's not a sin if you're good at it.

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

My peepee big, my schlong long, my swag: unlimited

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

👇👇

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Me, with a tired, disgruntled look on my face, wearing fake-looking real wings: "hi, welcome to God's Garden, how can I help you?.."

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Gooners? Slimers? Buddy, get out of the swamp, and get a fucking job.

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Improve Your Vocabulary!
Out: "I'mma bad bitch, you can't kill me"
In: "I am an infernal she-wolf who cannot be slayed"

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

All these bitches look alkaline

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

I feel a goinked up, I feel threaded my dude

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Teach a fish of men, he'll never return to these waters...

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Put some rocket shit in that soup, make it go ballistic.

What? Bad timing? Fuck off

[Fiona Nova @FionaNova]

Teaser trailer to my short film “Je t’aime, Julie” based on the chronicles of Julie D’aubigny who is a bisexual swordswoman in the 17th century ⚔️

Directed by Me and my brother!

We are doing a festival run at the moment and using this as a proof of concept for a feature length film!

Thank you all so much for the support, I can’t wait to share this project with all of you ♥️

Here is our kickstarter with more information if you are interested: https://t.co/RHtS5Elsdd

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Me as a psychologist, showing these pictures to my client:
"What does this make you feel?"
"Eh, idk, sad cuz late stage capitalism I guess?"
"... based"
"What?"
"I said Based."
"What even is this test?? What does that have to do with anything? My wife died-"
"300 dollars please"

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

what do men have that even comes close to this feeling

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Only God knows my social security number, don't fuck with me

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

I love how some people have mental differences like autism and ocd like some of us are just born to specifically arrange small objects in geometric shapes by various parameters and it also gives us the good chemicals in the think jar so we become happy like we took drugs or somtn

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

I'm going to shadow-cast you

I'm going to shadow-cast you on my mirror

My wizard-cat needs entertaining and well, there's no better option in sight

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Bone fetus

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

I bet that if you eat a bunch of protein at breakfast and then a bunch of olive oil at lunch, you can shoot poop-pellets at the speed of bullets. And if not bullets than at least bullet-trains.

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

"Girlcock is a staple commodity right here sir, we wouldn't want it otherwise." Said Corporal Henry Firmcock of the Hardickins Brigade.

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

Sucking ya boi's dick through a straw

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

And bring me pictures of spiderman! Or you're fired parker!

[𝔜𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔇𝔞𝔠𝔨 @YzzRunNer]

I want that gay juice on my desk tomorrow morning white boy