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[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

😭 Diomande you forever have a fan in me

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🇨🇮 Yan Diomandé’s letter to his sister through @PlayersTribune:

“Dear Roxane,

Remember when someone bought me a fake United shirt, and I wrote “Ronaldo 7” on the back with a black Sharpie? We didn’t know what rich or poor was. We only knew happiness.

Remember the 25 people sleeping in just one house back in Abidjan? Mom wanted to watch her soap operas. Everyone wanted to watch movies. Remember how I’d always pretend I was asleep and then sneak to the TV room after midnight? I’d turn the TV way down low. Like, just two volume bars. I’d watch soccer in the dark and dream.

Remember when the grown-ups saw me playing soccer on the dirt and gave me the nickname “Roberto Carlos” because of how hard I kicked? And remember how I secretly got so mad about it, because CR7 was my idol?

Remember when I went to play so far from home? I was 9 years old. Inter Foot Sud Comoé, way out near the border with Ghana. Just a little boy all alone. I don’t know if I ever told you this story, but me and the other kids used to go to the village and steal potatoes because we were so hungry. We called it a “bank heist.” Two kids would distract the shop owner, and the other 18 would run off with two potatoes. They weren’t even good. But they tasted amazing. Hahahah. Even today, it’s my favorite thing to eat. Boiled potatoes with a little oil. It takes me back to those times.

Remember when I got my first real pair of cleats, and I slept with them? Growing up, I always played in those white plastic sandals. Even when I go back home now, I still play in them. It’s our tradition.

Remember when I’d come back home, and you’d tell my neighborhood friends: “Why’d you stop training? Yan’s not gonna buy you cars. You gotta keep working.” You were 10 years old, and you were already my agent.

Remember how we’d sit and dream about moving to France? How we’d go shopping, have our own apartment, and I’d be a rich soccer player, with cars and a big house, and you wouldn’t have to worry about anything. You were the one who always believed I could be the next Cristiano, when everyone else was laughing.

Remember when I moved to the United States for high school, at 15 years old, and I missed home so much? For months, I couldn’t understand what anyone was saying. They sat me next to a French boy, and he’d try to translate everything the teacher said. Remember when I called you and said: “You won’t believe it, the kids here argue with the teachers.” Back home, you know, we wouldn’t even dare blink at our elders.

Remember when I couldn’t believe the boys smoked after school? You used to say it felt like I was in an American TV show.

Remember when they took me for trials at Bournemouth? At Chelsea, Rangers, Olympiacos, Crystal Palace? Eze and Olise came up to me after a training session and said: “Hey, kid, you’re really good.”… but even then, they didn’t sign me.

Even the MLS B teams didn’t want me. I didn’t even know why. They never gave me a reason. The adults handled everything. They just kept taking me all over Europe, and everyone kept saying no.

My visa expired. My dream was over. They sent me back to Africa, and we cried together. You were the only one who never stopped believing. A few weeks later, I signed with Leganés, and we cried different tears.

That was back when I still had emotions. Now, I don’t feel anything. It’s like I’m not even human. Since you died, I’m just empty.”

[aa9skillz @aa9skillz]

The “best midfield in football” couldn’t create 1 opportunity

The top assist man in Premier league history was invincible

Leao couldn’t beat one person 1v1

Just send Silva to Real Madrid now.

But wait, let’s only talk about cr7…. Fucking dude lives rent free in everyones head

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

Damn, Doctor Congo got hands

[gam @mbafraaude]

NO ME PUEDO CREER A LA TV BRASILEÑA JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[Gianina Iglesias @giglesias19]

Espero que la AUF apele porque Ochoa no tuvo minutos ni en 2006 ni en 2010

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

Brazilian twitter is the best thing on the planet, I haven’t cracked up this much in a span of days

[Miguel Junior Investe @migueljrinveste]

Um Resumo da Seleção Brasileira Atualmente

[Women's Footy 🏁 @womenxfootball]

Can a native french speaker tell me what this should actually be saying in English 😅

[gam @mbafraaude]

*El delantero de España es F. Torres”

2008 2026

[(fan) yas @yassronaldo]

“No hay ni un sólo jugador del Madrid en la Selección”

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

Spain didn't call up any Real Madrid players for the World Cup, so Real Madrid officially announced a Spanish player before their first World Cup match... 😂

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

I’m not gonna sleep tonight

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

@ellad3vi @aniadontmiss Nooooo he was only 4 😭

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

The East since 2019:

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

@theoceanblooms Would be hilarious if it goes down to who’s had the least yellows like in 2018 when Senegal couldn’t go through

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

Kinda love that there’s no dynasties. Just wish my Heat won one of those :(

[Jamal Cristopher @JamCristopher]

Crazy era in the NBA

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

@Lu3_1 He’s Dani Alvea from 2022 lmao. Just sit on the bench, vibe, and hope you win

[Oscar @ZAFIROANEJ0]

@Scoteh_ @mmtowns Tbh I always go for Madrid games and I get them discounted for being part of the supporters club so idk what full price is lol

[Joel Kim @KNTFootball]

🗣️CULERO CULERO CULERO!!

Korean fans mocking the refs by learning new Mexican words taught to us by our Mexican friends last game.

Cultural exchanges. Too funny. 😂😂

Credit - @tuh0n