Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending)

Like women (a lot!), making babies (MORE!) & raping taxpayers to fund both. I've a Messiah-complex & dubious friends. Personal hygiene very important. Parody🙄

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

“Crime cannot be tolerated.

Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society’s understanding.”

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

@Eskom_SA Hard to tell with constant municipal outages, cable theft and the cost making it a luxury grudge purchase rather than something that should be close to a basic human right…but keep patting yourselves on the back while the fish keep swimming.

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@eNCA @HeidiGiokos Parties, led by convicted criminals, walk out of Q&A session addressed by a suspected criminal.

#ThisIsSouthAfrica

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@SABCNews Parties, led by convicted criminals, walk out of Q&A session addressed by a suspected criminal.

#ThisIsSouthAfrica

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@ThembaGwejela uNobs application inbound🤪

*Edit*: Must behave on FlySafair flights….

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

@karynmaughan Apparently nobody has also been able to get feedback from COE on what action was taken against the 389 EMPD officers that embarked on the unprotected and disruptive strike of 19/03/2025.

Like so many other things swept under the rug.

SAMWU has indeed been busy in Ekurhuleni😏🙄

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@EFFSouthAfrica The “impact” of EFF MMCs can be fatal…to motorists at least.

This, allegedly illegal, abuse of a blue light motorcade seems to have been quietly swept under the rug…

Any update?🤔
(Media has nothing, beyond charges laid by ActionSA)

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https://t.co/DXmjLw39FZ

RIP Chris Rea😔🕊️

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

@TrafficRTMC Spent time over several hours yesterday trying to do this and found it hanging frequently, requiring several restarts. NOT connectivity / software issue my side.

Even your call centre - when you eventually get through - says it doesn't work.🙄

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

@City_Ekurhuleni “The EM emphasised that every case will be dealt with individually.”

In other words, given unions, lawyers. Stalingrad tactics etc. don’t expect to see any progress in this lifetime…or at least before they are eligible for retirement…

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@afroghanga @DungaLeko And that fatal “alleged blue light” crash…

https://t.co/TTuIWHCSAw

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If our govt ministers and officials have been and are all such savvy businesspeople that they amassed their (in many cases) VAST personal fortunes, from virtually nothing, through legitimate means, why is the country’s economy, for which they are responsible, in such a mess…?🤔

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

@MYANC I guess braaipacks won’t be the only things burning on Good Friday…

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

#WitsSterkfonteinCaves reopened yesterday after 2022 flooding damage.

A prime specimen of Homo Pinocchius (more commonly referred to as a “Panyaza Liarsufi”) was also unearthed for a photo-op.

Homo Pinocchius: as well-known for its affinity to cameras as it is for its bullshit.

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@watsenaam I was equally confused initially! 😉😄👍

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@watsenaam

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@watsenaam

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

South Africans make South Africa work and, by and large, want - no, NEED it to succeed.

Our self-serving politicians are the enemy of that with their generally divisive utterances and actions.

Be a South African, not a member or supporter of a political cult.

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

Every budget the ANC has a hand in, is a coverup and attempt to sustain their decades of corruption, financial mismanagement, maladministration.

But it wouldn’t be possible without those that have kept them there. They have no right to gripe about the increased cost of living.🤷‍♂️

[Jake TrouserSnake (Convictions Pending) @ZAPresident]

@MDNnewss #Malema
#SmallBoy
#Mazzotti
#DrinkTheKoolAid
#EFF