Ziyad Alziyd

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

Why didn’t anyone tell me tomorrow is Father’s Day?

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

Hey @chrisdelia I just spent 50$ on one of your hoodies. Thank you and you’re welcome.

[Uday @KingUvDaWest]

Damn Drew this shouldn't surprise anyone tho #DrewBrees

[Travon Free @Travon]

A picture is worth...

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

I just watched my 600 lbs. life for the first time ever. i'm traumatized.

[lauren 😛 @Longcore17]

seeing everyone enjoy the nice weather in their own way makes me feel so happy 🤩

[lauren 😛 @Longcore17]

when you open the front camera

[lauren 😛 @Longcore17]

if you feel the need to call and bitch me out bc we ran out of beef at wendys, you need to re-evaluate your priorities 🙃

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

I’m gonna live with girls for the next month, wish me luck!

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

One time I was texting my ex 2 years after we broke up and I accidentally called her my other ex’s name who I just broke up with. I got blocked faster than Eminem’s rapping in Godzilla.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Got a FaceTime from @bryancallen and gave’m the friggin’ biz

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

Bro... in five years I’m gonna be 30.

[Ｔｅｅｔａ 💚🤍❤ @OnlyOneTeeta]

This guy has just won the internet.

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

I told my my ex that my dad used to eat raw liver. She said “maybe that’s why he died”

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Ziyad Alziyd @ZAlziyd]

No work, no internship, I spent a lot of money over spring break in Florida. But all of that did not make a fucking dent!!!! My bank account is still dentless.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Corona virus *exists*

Italians: “Open-a de window”