Brian Horton

Former Poker Pro. Current Election Nerd/DFS Fish. Team #neverpunt #40burger and #neverpayRBs. Was once RT'd by Max Homa and Mark Cuban.

[Brian Horton @ZBTHorton]

LOL. Sometimes the internet is awesome.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The country of Greece seems to want Giannis in Boston 👀

(h/t @HeatCulture13 )

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I've waited my whole life for the USMNT to play creatively and aggressively like this.

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I cant get over the USA coach looking like a divorced dad chain smoking at the end of the bar.

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Should start trickling down any day now. Can't wait.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.

[Brian Horton @ZBTHorton]

In today's least surprising news ever.

[TMZ Sports @TMZ_Sports]

Phil Mickelson Accused of Inappropriate Behavior With Woman, Banned From Golf Club https://t.co/XEpRurvequ

[Brian Horton @ZBTHorton]

I would guess...out of the 50 or so major AI interactions I've had in life, 45 of them have been horrible? Just spent like 30 minutes getting passed around by Samsung AI. Just completely pointless.

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I have no earthly idea how anyone of Taylor Swift's fame level has fun at virtually anything. I'm not sure if I'd punch someone or just end up crying from anxiety, maybe both.

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Are womens golf broadcasts all this bad?

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@AlZeidenfeld Reminds me of that army of LIV golf accounts that came out of nowhere a few years ago fellating their new "rules" when I knew exactly 0 real golf fans who gave even a little bit of a shit.

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@ProspectTimes Having Jung and Carter come out looking like freaking studs really killed them. They thought those were cornerstones and we're realizing...they may be borderline starters.

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Who would have ever thought that in the most competitive time for TV eyes in the history of entertainment that having COMPLETELY washed fighters just randomly fight each other would be on par with major football events.

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@AlZeidenfeld I'm not sure most adult men could make contact with a single pitch. If you played high school baseball, I would think fouling a couple off might be a victory.

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@Marcus_Mosher If there was one thing in my Cowboys fandom that just continues to shock me year after year, it's how many damn fan bases think we care about them. You would think the Cowboys have 15 different major rivalries.

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Imagine... naming your kid... after your affair partner. What. The. Fuck.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

This Photo was taken Nov. 12, 2020 in Nashville, where Mike Vrabel coached.

9 months later, Dianna's son "Michael" was born.

7 months prior, Dianna was pictured in a bar kissing another man named Michael. This is getting disturbing.

[Brian Horton @ZBTHorton]

It is absolutely impossible to cheat on your partner, long term, in 2026, unless you seriously just never leave your house. I don't know how people don't realize this.

[TMZ Sports @TMZ_Sports]

Mike Vrabel, Dianna Russini All Smiles At Casino Weeks After Titans Firing In 2024 | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/LNaQLmLoUc

[Brian Horton @ZBTHorton]

I am just constantly shocked at how people think they can get away with cheating in 2026. I'm not even sure it's even possible given tech in 2026, but I damn sure know if I wanted to cheat I wouldn't go eat 1 on 1 with my affair partner. How can they be so dumb?

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

The @nypost publishes more photos of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini at adults-only resort in Sedona, Arizona. https://t.co/BLUqXtGxP5

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@ZenZentle @Chellystaylit @GrantAfseth @DALHoopsJournal Seriously, seek help.

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@ZenZentle @Chellystaylit @GrantAfseth @DALHoopsJournal Why so hostile? Asking innocent questions.

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@Chellystaylit @ZenZentle @GrantAfseth @DALHoopsJournal Acting like there isn't *more* potential for drama with this arrangement than a normal one is kind of insane. I obviously hope they win 10 championships and live happily ever after but that doesn't mean you just pretend drama can't happen. They're like 21 years old.

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@ZenZentle @GrantAfseth @DALHoopsJournal I mean, cool idea. Just not very realistic long term. The media can't just ignore things if they are happening. Like if they broke up and then one of them began playing worse, they can't cover the team without addressing it.