Zoe Beardsall

I’m probably not the worst mum in the world which is good. I like wine and saying things I shouldn’t.

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

Schools still leaching kids irrelevant shit like what happened 28999 years ago but can’t teach them anything about money,mortgages or politics.
Hi I’d like a mortgage please.
Great what do u know about them?
Absolutely fuck all but I can tell u about the great fire of London.😑

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

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[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@Schofe hi Phil 👋🏻 last night I visited a branch of we buy any car and to my absolute delight standing in the office was a life size cardboard cut out of u. I asked the man to name his price but to my dismay he wouldn’t let me buy u. We did have fun tho thanks for the date

[No One Asked For My Opinion @NoOneAskedFMO]

Genuine accident or arse on fire? Broke skank has fire at mansion - send round the insurance #fraud investigators #katieprice https://t.co/TmCgY30cKg

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

So just opened a bag of grated cheese from @waitrose poured it all over my kids Shepard’s pie to find it’s got mould running through it #gag date says the 29/09/18 how disgustingly annoying 😩😩

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@CariadLondon Stfu

[Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma]

Anyone else jokingly threatened their fella with doing a Roxanne Pallett on him when he’s pissed you off the last few days or is that just me x

[Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma]

Happy Sunday to everyone except Roxanne Pallett the fucking ming x

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@ryeneale19 @Jadee_Laurence Your a cock sos your minging brother

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@ryeneale19 @Jadee_Laurence Fuck off jade u cunt

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@Georgieh1991 Silly cunt

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@Georgieh1991 I'm sure no ones mad that a skinny receding weird looking rat boy jumped out of one relationship to another pipe down love no one cares.

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

The most beautiful child 👶🏼😩 ❤️

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

Peter Andre melts my heart ❤️😩 @thismorning

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

#RedNoseDay ❤️

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@KTHopkins idiots you have as followers, you talk complete bollocks and get off from people hating u? So weird.

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@KTHopkins you can talk about people without having to insult them.
hoping to get a few likes from the other 'like minded' brain dead

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@Tesco yes that's absolutely fine I'm not bothered about getting the money back just disgusting and embarrassing thing to happen 😷

[Zoe Beardsall @ZBeardsall]

@Tesco mouldy prosciutto straight out the pack the guests loved it 😑😡