Charles Zucker

[Charles Zucker @ZCharles]

writing contest - https://t.co/cRKIr1U5XY

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@Liz_Cheney Wow, Dick, way to get out in front of it.

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT Can't change team name - says it contains a banned word!

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I'm serious. Read some of my old tweets. Some of them were pretty good

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If you gave me a box of parts I could build you a computer but I still don't know how to use Twitter. What's wrong with me?
#hardwareguy #dumbasabagofrocks #whydoesntanyoneeverreadmytweets

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So... no on Mt. Rushmore?

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@JCNSeverino under the circumstances, your ads supporting Kavanaugh are pretty scummy. Congratulations on putting your party before your sex. Sleep well tonight.

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@ZynjoTech @MerleKahn @billmaher Zynjo, keep repeating that this is a law will not make it true. But feel free to keep squawking like a parrot.

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@Stevage76 @nerdist Yes, I let accused pedophiles babysit my children while I wait for the courts to adjudicate.

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SIGN OF AGE

Throwing out unpopped bubble wrap.

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This tweet ticks off every box.

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Sorry, I will not be posting pictures of my new cat on Twitter. Please respect our privacy.

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Will this button send a private message or retweet to the whole world? Why don't my responses show in your feed? Why do responses look like half conversations? Twitter impaired or just old? https://t.co/nboAUltQUZ

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@MrJoshCharles I'm kind of partial to SURFIN' BIRD in PINK FLAMINGOS.

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@SFY I played a drinking game where I took a shot every time Whitlock said, "Again." I wrapped my car around a telephone pole. Because of my drunkenness.

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@BillOReilly No, of course we shouldn't be listening to emotional teenagers when we can enjoy the bloviations of sexual predators who paid off multiple victims. Is there some way, Bill, we could PAY MONEY to sexual predators who pay off their multiple victims?

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@realDonaldTrump You are not a good person. I bet you think you are but you are actually a bad person.

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@cmclymer I thought you were talking about the Dodgers

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You're supposed to save tax returns, w2s, receipts, etc. When you're dead you don't have to save anything. There should be a middle ground

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Somebody was in a Godzilla suit?