Zoe Chandler

lover of food. hater of capital letters.

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@helptobuy not convinced you have a customer services department - need to sort my transfer of equity, no one will respond to me or my solicitor, it’s disgusting, this is peoples lives and it causes lots of stress for all involved, sure you’d answer if i was paying back the loan!

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@ChanelleHerridg CHANNEL - i have been on that ride!!! the fire was more concerning ngl

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@DunelmUK had my new mattress delivered today - holes in the packaging and dirty marks over it, refused to accept it and a new one has been ordered but i needed it for this weekend, which is why i had organised delivery today - huge inconvenience, not happy at all!

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

that’s my COUSIN 💪🏼

[Birmingham 2022 @birminghamcg22]

💬"I have never, ever heard a noise like it for a Decathlon Pole Vault clearance ... that is extraordinary!"

Harry Kendall took centre stage at Alexander Stadium today ... and the crowd showed him some love!

#B2022 #CommonwealthGames

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

I’m gonna say something quite mental and I think it’s gonna lose me followers. But my favourite crisps are Texas BBQ Pringles.

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@Chris_Stark i painted a bucket and everyone who actually worked there got fired 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who celebrated Steve Irwin Day today. It means the world to see so many people sharing stories and memories of how my dad changed their lives and inspired them. It is the honour of my life to get to continue his mission ❤️

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@TravelNest i’ve been double booked at my air bnb and need a refund immediately - can you contact me ASAP because this is disgusting and our poor host is mortified

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

think it could probably have fed 3 ngl

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

just ate a dinner for 2 - proud of myself ✌🏼

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

exhibit A

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

on a train (again!) just witnessed a man take off his face mask and re-engineer it into an eye mask to keep the sun off his eyes - not sure he’s really grasped the purpose of a face mask...

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

i’ve eaten it! i have no willpower - apologies to future hungry zoe!

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

bought lunch to eat on my train journey today - it’s 09:50 i’ve been on the train 10 minutes and i want to eat it already.....

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

nah it’s been 10 minutes and i feel like this chicken pasta has eyes which are boring into my soul - don’t know how much longer i can last....

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@SamanthaQuek @bex_crawley reminded me so much of you 😂😂😂😂

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@TicketmasterCS sam fender on the 18th of april?! don’t think that’s happening somehow 😂 any rescheduled date please?! this is the 3rd time i’ve asked 🙄

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@TicketmasterCS any update on a revised date for the 18th april sam fender show?

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@TicketmasterCS the sam fender show on april 18th - is this being rescheduled? thanks!

[Zoe Chandler @ZCounsylette]

@bex_crawley @BBCR1 @gregjames i’d love to see you in a wedding dress in lidl!!