ZimbabweDefenseForce

Official Twitter of the Zimbabwe Defense Force, Founder of BAE Hockey League, and future $300 recipient. Maggie Lawson's favorite team.

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@stjohnbucs lowkey missed the match this week #NoBucsZone #HalaZimbabwe

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When you're lowkey the new best team in the league http://t.co/RTkt999cvR

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Lowkey beating the best team in the league 9-2

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THE FUCKING ZIMBABWE DEFENSE FORCE AYYY

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AND GUESS WHO BEAT @BHurrikanes AND IS GOING ONTO THE SECOND ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHOS BACK

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Right the Force has a commanding 11-0-0 lead over Team Mancuso #HalaZimbabwe

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After an 8-3-0 win over Puck Her Right In The Pussy, we're gonna beat off all over Team Mancuso #Buckets #HalaZimbabwe

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But most importantly, guess whose in 3rd place in the west bitches http://t.co/zbyk9YVEi5

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Once again Jaden Schwartz (1G 3A) emerges as our 1st Star of last week's matchup against Team Champlin #HalaZimbabwe

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The Defense Force moves on to a tough conference matchup against Puck Her Right In The Pussy after beating Ryan Champlin 8-2-1 #HalaZimbabwe

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You guys already know my #WCW so I'm starting something new- #RosterCrushWednesday

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When you're not allowed to watch hockey

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When you realize you're playing Ryan Champlin this week #Carlton http://t.co/woEDpVXAre

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Congratulations to our 3 Stars! Steve Mason (3 W .955 SV%), Tyler Seguin (3 G 1 A), and Jaden Schwartz (1 G 3 A)!

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GOOD

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NIGHT

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JIM

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KYTE

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I think it's safe to say that Seguin was the most 🔥🔥🔥 draft pick of 2014