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Pachedu yatishungurudza amana😂

[Team Pachedu @PacheduZW]

In 2018, ZEC was forced to change the presidential results 3 times after being exposed by our auditors and data scientists.

We were only 3 weeks old.

We have since beefed up our team with the best and brightest minds and we will be monitoring ZEC 24/7.

@ZECzim #ZimDecides2023

[Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦 @Koena_za]

I got mugged and was traumatised for a while. But jrrrrrr this one’s have just healed me. How do you mug a soldier?

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

What’s the hun in browns @??

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@kaunda_bongi Manje twitter is not a rural App those views you sell to rural people not here we have been hearing all this for decades so get yourself checked you are mentally disturbed

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@elonmusk The thing is people should not complain about you @elonmusk thy should jst under who you are, your goals your views yo passion fits those not from the lower class or middle class but ē upper class only in other words you are selfish but i also this is your company do as u wish

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@elonmusk The thing is people should not complain about you @elonmusk thy should jst under who you are, your goals your views yo passion fits those not from the lower class or middle class but ē upper class only in other words you are selfish but i also this is your company do as u wish

[Chef Avocado @avocado_wacho]

How do you prefer your Avocado 🥑?

[Zimbabwe Electoral Commission @ZECzim]

Your vote is your secret

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@Brian____jethro @PatienceMahamb1 Mukosho iwe

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@yourkingaya Manje ini pane vanhu vakufamba vachisvibisa zita rangu kumaraini hanzi heee heee akasiya doro ☹️nemanakiro aroita

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If you put 10 red ants and 10 black ants in a bottle they will live well but if u shake the bottle the red 🐜 will blame the black 🐜 then perceive them a threat and the black 🐜will perceive the red 🐜 as a threat then they will start killing each other this Twitter ain’t abt 🐜

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@LTsvangirayi1 @2023edpfee @BaShonaBaShona @CadreShangri @Charega1 @Eddie_Gore1 @matigary @MulakazuvaL @nelsonchamisa @StaceyDzamara @Tinoedzazvimwe1 Mhata

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@rodneymagodi @econetzimbabwe

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@Shadaya_Knight Eeeeh kaShadhaya ndakatadza ini amana Putin someone who is feared by the West and many anotaura nezvake but general ahana kana kumboti bufu 👀

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@DexTheFirst Before saving others save yourself iye why taking care of others not himself ? Crap

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@nickmangwana munounganidza vanhu nema bus vanhu ivavo havana kuungana vaka unganidzwa☹️

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Chiremerera chei ichocho iwe uchiwanikwa mufon memunhu wese kunge sim card?
Perera pekuti vane nyota ndiritsime wanzwa senzeni

[King Solomon (SG) @KingsolomonZW]

Retweet for the Journalist
Like for the Puppet

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@LTsvangirayi1 @2023edpfee @matigary @maguvu_tatenda @nelsonchamisa @Tinoedzazvimwe1 @Eddie_Gore1 @Twinsis50497431 @MulakazuvaL @sandramachinga Ukuda kuenda ikoko here or are you offering money to help the problem ? Or something?

[Dandaro Online @DandaroOnline]

Mufundisi we church ye Zaoga, Lucky Chitereka, anonzi akadzinga roja nemudziyo panze izvozvi nechando ichi Mai varipanze nevana. ndookunamata kwacho here will send pics husiku huno vana varipanze kuno kulake padanda

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Thanks @CathyMohlahlana for conducting THE best interview of the year🤝🫂