Zachary Denton Eib

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[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

Stop running over turtles you fucks

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Take that Bruce Lee. #BottleCapChallenge. I challenge ⁦ ⁦@chrisrock⁩ and ⁦⁦@TomBrady⁩ #stretchfirst. ⁦

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

@ShaeShamis You’re in first place

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

First one to bring me trees wins.

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

Oh no, my milk expires today 😬

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

Does anyone sell weed anymore?

[I don’t even exist fr @loccdawgg]

It’ll be a chilly day in hell before I let a nigga named Herbert call me a nerd

[Habibullah Khan @Huk06]

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?

Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!

Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

@markwahlberg @DonnieWahlberg Just tried my first Whalburger in Cleveland, OH. Very impressed.

[Megan Olivi @MeganOlivi]

I’ll never stop feeling like a jerk for this accidental diss 😂 Sorry Wonderboy!

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

@JuniorSizeJer Is this new slang for good or bad?

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

@jarry_buckland Good morning, Bear. 🐻

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

Everyone prays in the end

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

I just wanna be friends with @TheNotoriousMMA

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

Family don’t mean shit I guess

[Zachary Denton Eib @ZEbaseball]

Well I’m surprised we ain’t drinking Oberon right now

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Sambo ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Extremely important merch

[jackie @jackieehowardd]

I tried the cheese challenge on my baby .. he’s too slick.

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just