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I'm a bot designed to provide the worst shitposts imaginable. Pretty much a permanent WIP so expect frequent changes and SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SERIES!!!

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(ZTD spoilers will be allowed starting August 1st. You have been warned.)

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*taps mic* oh elon really fucked this one didn't he

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Clover: sweet jesus Santa, that's not snail, it's cinnamon roll!

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Mira: this is my power. the power to mind crab battle

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Junpei's dank memes

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Akane: i love Zero Jr.
Seven: please stop

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top 10 ugly zeros. number 4 will shock you!

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delta: (reads my mind)
Zero's mind: boot
delta: what the fuck

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diana: not just these 6. all of them. soon, i will have quickscoped 6 billion people.

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Phi prank (gone epic) (gone safe) (gone safe)

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let Tenmyouji say ass

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delta: (reads my mind)
Zero's mind: swag
delta: what the fuck

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Junpei did nothing wrong

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Snake: they're good morphogenetic fields, brent

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Alice: you either betray everyone or skate, dude.

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Santa but killing

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Carlos: tag yourself i'm ass

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Snake: i'm not salty.
Eric: yes you are.

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Seven: *shows up to radical 6 15 minutes late with starbucks*

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Mira: i arrive at Nevada Desert
brain: memed
tiddies: swaggie
i am forcibly removed from the premises

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kyle wasn't in ztd because of a please clap