@ShitpostRock "Same reasons you open a Bud light dad. I like it, it makes me feel good and no one will try to tell me how much I can or can't consume. So how goes the game, are you winning dad?"
@basedbinkie 1. Success: I make it out of the tunnels and barred the way back
2. I die but the zombies are trapped with me and have to follow the tunnels out and further away.
3. Total fail, I'm dead but family/civilians have a sword to defend themselves or go on thier own terms.
@basedbinkie Hand my family the sword and barricade them inside. Rig the bomb to explode and collapse the tunnel entrance after a set time. Start the clock and open the gates, making as much noise as possible to draw the horde as I race into the tunnels. May my legs stay as strong!
@basedbinkie Since there's a sea witch there's probably a merfolk kingdom right?
So how about a shark girl? A privateer that fights pirates with her trident. Is feared for her vast strength and emotionless face, is actually very sweet. As Flayne might put it "A knight of the sea!"