florence welch:
me: so you’re saying i should dance naked in a forest during a full moon until my body dissolves into nothing but a consciousness so i can spend the rest of my days living in a celestial dimension
world cup prediction: croatia and serbia will be set to face up in the final but miraculously bring peace to the baltics and re-establish yugoslavia before the game. both will emerge victorious under the yugoslavian flag
LADIES imagine this,
It’s 20 years from now. Your daughter is about to get married. You don’t have a husband but three men that might be her father show up on your Greek island. It’s chaos. Pierce Brosnan is singing. It’s Mamma Mia
a real sentence i just heard from a group of highschoolers sitting in starbucks:
“can your brother buy us juul pods after we go thrifting tomorrow and study for our ap bio final”
I haven’t seen my Mom in MONTHS! I love her so much! I told her I couldn’t see her because I had finals to study for.
BUT, I flew up to San Francisco today to surprise my Mom for MOTHER’S DAY ANYWAYS! Hahahahaha! 🌻💛✨