Ppl make fun of me for my small flip phone collection & I have to defend myself like "Oh it's so I can use the cameras at parties and concerts." As if gender envy for saul goodman isn't a good enough reason
I remember learning how to dive:
You just have to go
To the end of the board
And distract yourself
And go weeee and jump
You just have to jump
You just have to jump
And touch the water
With the ends of your fingers