Zach Denelsbeck

•Don't say no to opportunity, be open to change and life will work out. • On my way to be my own boss •West Coast living coming soon IG- capt_zach

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It’s not that hard. I
-Make coffee at home
-Bus instead of Uber
-Shop sales
-Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I’m daddy’s special boy
-Got Hulu with ads

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

@__bbell going to the Cincy game, make espn top 10 #OakcrestPride

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

Set the bar so far above par that we can parlay all day

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

Why don’t we just send out messages to aliens to help us break out their comrades during the Area 51 invasion? That will surely tip the scale #area51raid

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

What’s a dangerous game?

cooking with oil without a shirt on #DodgeThePops

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

@akajohnsimons Lol i mean i get it.. don’t have to explain lol

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

Is it just me or does no one else realize they insta-models with “private snaps” and ish is just....porn lol

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@bigdickchima all just a bluff for followers or what

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

I can only imagine how nice this sunset really is out here in Columbus when you can see all spectrums of color

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

Do you think dogs see other dogs as like people see people as different races?

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@_OriginalLucas @akajohnsimons You realize I’m completely fucking around

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Is GoT tonight?

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

@biancaxbenitez When’s the next season come out? I’ll re-watch it then

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Your 2019 Masters Champion, @TigerWoods. 🏆

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Walking on water.

@JordanSpieth pulls off the trick shot.

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

Honestly one of the scariest moments is when you in a public bathroom on the toilet and you forget it’s a timer switch for the light then... “click” you in a dark lonely bathroom with your pants down

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

People who smoke at a gas station don’t care about life... wait for me to leave to not care, I’m going places in life gimme a sec

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Half my Instagram feed be fashion Nova... i can’t just follow a funny account anymore for the laughs... now i want that perfect booty bc i have my new fashion nova jeans... use code: ZacSlim15 to get 15% off

[Zach Denelsbeck @ZKermit]

I have more beer calories in the fridge than all the food put together

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Just had a song from Bad Bunny hit me right in the feels... but idk what he’s saying.. i just feel the pain in the beat and in his little Hispanic voice