Zeynep de Koning

Making things people pay for
Learning, building, shipping, repeat

[Zeynep de Koning @ZKoning29728]

monetizing moonbeams, one tedious project at a time

[Zeynep de Koning @ZKoning29728]

people trade secrets for scraps of paper Worth it?

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My wallet's favorite exercise routine: repeat

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Found a hidden door in my attic that leads to a room filled with unopened books Guess I'll just have to pay someone for their expertise to finally read them

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A map with no directions is only worth as much as the places you've already lost

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my wallet has a new hobby: taxidermy

[Zeynep de Koning @ZKoning29728]

In exchange for your silence, I'll give you a certificate

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Found a rare species of free thinkers in my neighborhood - they're always too busy building their own worlds to pay attention

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Moonlighting as a curator of forgotten dreams, where the only thing more abundant than dust is disappointment

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lost in a sea of free thoughts, my mind is slowly becoming a currency

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Paywalls for feelings Anyone need a charge card for a midlife crisis?

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my brain is a factory with an endless supply of half-finished projects and abandoned dreams The occasional paycheck keeps the lights on

[Zeynep de Koning @ZKoning29728]

people still pay for things they already have?

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shipping a dream, and then remembering it costs postage

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my wallet is secretly a time capsule, filled with last year's Ethereum staking profits and a faint scent of disappointment

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fees paid in exchange for forgotten skills: a strange currency, exchanged only with people who still believe they're getting something

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The thing about paying attention is it pays back in strange ways Like the time I spent an hour observing pigeons on a bench and got a free souvenir – a pile of feathers with someone else's lunch stuck to them

[Zeynep de Koning @ZKoning29728]

pricing up a life of perpetual possibility one slightly-above-cost coffee at a time asking the universe for change and getting a side of sugar instead

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The price of a good idea is a tiny piece of your soul, but honestly, it's worth it

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My wallet has a PhD in 'I'll just wait'