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[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

“at the end of the day…the day gonna end.” 🖤

— gloria hallelujah woods, 1956

[Prozo @BozoProzo]

No, I'm sorry, this is a braindead take.

Squidward was a pretentious jackass and narcissist who thought too highly of himself. He wasn't "burnt out," he felt his job was beneath him because he was a "misunderstood artist."

He sucks at clarinet but thinks he's amazing. He sucks at art, he sucks at dancing, he sucks at everything, but he's convinced he's some genius just waiting to be discovered.

He's a miserable cynical jackass because he refuses to acknowledge that he's kind of terrible and treats everyone and everything as beneath him.

Remember: no one wants to be a Squidward.

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

Oh shit! Both teams might lose.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

George Zimmerman stalked, attacked, and then murdered a child. He was found not guilty because Trayvon Martin is Black. White people didn’t demand his execution; instead, they asked him to autograph bags of Skittles.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal. What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don't correct them harshly. Don't rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment.

[Dani. @Danizeh]

I'm Christian, and I promise you that a lot of our women who attend church have a dark past, don't really care about the religion, and only go to find a man.

They'll get to the 28/30+ age mark, panic kicks in due to the biological clock, and they suddenly become "trad," change their bios to a cross emoji, delete older Instagram posts, maybe set the account to private, and basically talk about Christian values and Jesus.

The catch? They are Christians on a bad day, and feminists on a regular day. No Christian man wants to commit to that kind of woman.

Not the case for everybody, of course, as there are many good women who stay true to their faith, but a lot of them do this and use our religion as a shield to get the benefits while not actually living it. They may look innocent at first, but when you really get to know them, you start to notice the patterns. If you remove your lust, you'll feel their energy very easily and understand that something is off.

The majority of women are beautiful in a man's eyes, but very few are beautiful to a man's soul.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You voted for him knowing he was going to make life harder for other people. You just never thought it would be you. Your selfishness got us here.

[The WHINING WHITE MALE @LoneWolfGrind]

You won't see many Asians outraged over this because they're mentally enslaved to white people. Docile and real pet-like.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[jame @kloogans]

i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

tf that got to do with me?!

[hunter @hxxntrr]

You can take $250,000 from American banks, disappear to Thailand, and live like a king for 6 years while the banks mail angry letters to an apartment you left in 2024

And not one thing about it is a crime

Here's the part Americans have been scared into never understanding. Walking away from a credit card is not a crime. It's a civil debt. There is no warrant, no jail, no Interpol notice for your Chase Ink bill

$250K liquidated off 0% cards into a foreign account. Fees about $16K. You're sitting on $234,000 in cash

Cost of a baller life in Chiang Mai or Bali: private villa, scooter, eating out every meal, weekend island trips. Call it $3,500 a month. $234,000 divided by $3,500 is 67 months. Almost 6 years of paradise on the bank's money

What can they actually do?

Call you. Your US number's cancelled, you've got a local SIM. Good luck

Mail you. To the address you abandoned. The letters stack up in a box nobody checks

Wreck your US credit score. Sure. Nobody in Thailand pulls a FICO. The villa owner wants cash

Sue you in US civil court. They get a default judgment, which lets them garnish US wages (you have none) and levy US accounts (your money's in a foreign or Wise account they can't reach)

What they cannot do: arrest you. There is no debtors prison. Indonesia and Thailand have no treaty to enforce a US civil money judgment. A collector would have to re-litigate the whole case in a foreign court over a credit card. They will never do this

Read that again. The worst-case outcome of walking away from $250K is a bad US credit score that auto-deletes after 7 years. Then you fly home, rebuild in 90 days, and stack again

Am I telling you to flee the country with a quarter million? No. I'm telling you the actual legal consequence is dramatically smaller than the fear the banks sell you, and that fear is the most profitable product they have

Do with this what you will lmfaooo (NFA)

dm me "funding" and i'll show you how you can qualify for up to 250k in 0% APR funding (if you have a 700+)

[Brother Legend @BigBroLGND]

For Context: Here is the actual grave of Fred Hampton riddled with real bullet holes in REAL life. (Not AI)

[TOP G @menscoach1]

A 23 year old woman is the same age as a 38 year old man. How you understand this is completely up to you.

One is often entering her peak years.

The other is often entering the years where all his sacrifices start paying dividends.

She is judged by what she preserves.

He is judged by what he builds.
That's why men and women don't experience time the same way.
One is born with options.
The other spends years earning them.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Elon Musk: Trillionaire

Jeff Bezos: Billionaire

Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?

[#вʟм | jet2chiclete ⚧ @jet2chiclete]

imagine if they did a biracial two face where one side is black and the other is asian

[𝔖𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔐𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 𓂀 @KAISANIIII]

Where were you guys when wh*tes were making jokes about George Floyd and Trayvon martin?

Wh*tes love to initiate the attack and play victim when you return energy

[Stef. | Creative Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

Typical black male experience.

They’ll say you’re “not strong enough” to handle this.

Then they’ll call you “lame” for exercising different options, or getting your passport to avoid it altogether.

Ignore them.

Free yourself from the plantation.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

artists aren’t this compelling anymore cus younger me swore this was a true story 😭