zach

[zach @ZMelanson]

Never ever not ever under any circumstance ever should you ever, and I mean NEVER, not EVER should ANYONE ever, EVER rush a grilled cheese

[zach @ZMelanson]

@bkrenee_ The ginger molasses cookies were to die for 😭

[zach @ZMelanson]

My super villain moment will be when Into The Woods closes without me getting to see @StephanieJBlock absolutely SLAY 🫘 BRB while I try to find the money to go

[sophia ✨ @musicallaneous]

what are these musicals about again

[raelle fakis @lafruttacaduta]

rupaul: because reading is WHAT??

lea michele:

[zach @ZMelanson]

WAIT A MINUTE! MAGIC BEANS FOR A COW SO OLD THAT YOU HAD TO TELL A LIE TO SELL WHICH YOU TOLD! WERE THEY WORTHLESS OR WERE THEY OVERSOLD? OH AND TELL US WHO PERSUADED YOU TO STEAL THAT GOLD

[Into the Woods on Broadway @ITWBroadway]

BUT IT ISN’T MY FAULT, I WAS GIVEN THOSE BEANS! YOU PERSUADED ME TO TRADE AWAY MY COW FOR BEANS! AND WITHOUT THOSE BEANS THERE’D HAVE BEEN NO STALK TO GET UP TO THE GIANT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

But you can use a half loop stitch on China silk. . .

[zach @ZMelanson]

Are GIFs unprofessional? Asking for a friend…

[zach @ZMelanson]

@babiebltch Do it if you found one with rewards/perks you’ll use!!

[Le Jazz Thot @NottBenry]

No gay has all six:
-New orchestrations
-New routines
-Red velvet curtains
-A feathered hat for the baby
-Photographs in front of the theater
-An agent

[zach @ZMelanson]

Why is Bruce Banner not called He-Hulk

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

Raven Baxter as Met Gala themes

— a thread.

[Andrea Stewart *UPDATES ONLY* @AndreaGStewart]

International giveaway! Got my UK and US copies of THE BONE SHARD EMPEROR in paperback! Your choice of signed UK or US version, a Mephi mug, your choice of sticker, and if you haven’t read the first book, a paperback of that as well. RT and follow to enter! Ends 5pm PST 4/5

[zach @ZMelanson]

@pistachiobri @claireesollows Omg me too.. are we gunna die

[zach @ZMelanson]

@pistachiobri Wowowowowow… I don’t even know where to begin..

[zach @ZMelanson]

My toxic trait is that I’m willing to do an entire group project by myself just to avoid talking to people

[Mary von Aue @von_owie]

Mars is facing a lawsuit for child slavery. This is a master class in “look over here instead.”

[zach @ZMelanson]

I’m… not happy about this 😐