ZiMM

Psychology, Martial Arts, Satire, Craft Brews, Existential Crises

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Rewatching The Office (again) and combing over an existential quandary — imagine if @mrbobodenkirk had become Michael Scott and @SteveCarell ended up as Jimmy McGill. Steve Carell, getting in hijinks involving the Cartel; Michael Scott, laying at gun point before Pinkman.

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フリーレンを１分で説明した海外アニメーションが面白すぎる

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Preaching hate immediately after the widow of the one being memorialized preaches the love of Christ to commemorate her fallen?

Super cool, dude 🤘🏽

What a fucking loser

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Watching the characteristics of this “Leftist Trans” shooter reluctantly being revealed in the past couple of hours

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“Counting or not counting gang violence”

My mind is blown by the ironies (and trauma and tragedy) of this exact moment.

Even knowing what is about to happen before watching, it is still difficult to process after witnessing.

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

@InternetH0F This elderly man taking care of his elderly dog

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I had the sudden epiphany of why Trump Nation had such an adverse reaction to Kendrick’s Halftime Show…

#NotLikeUs #EpsteinDistractions

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I can see it now: “Maxwell Trump 2028: Make America Grape Again”

Campaign materials will feature heavy emphasis on Caesarian imagery of hedonism and impunity.

#MAGA 🤡

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@freephorming @redditstatus Yes, you are

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@freephorming @redditstatus You’re on X, homes

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So i almost made it past 90 seconds of #BETNetflix… I feel like I deserve a medal.

Just.

Awful.

It literally made me nauseous.

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Here’s a tinfoil hat theory for ya:

Trump has been so tariff-happy lately because he wants to provide a red herring wave-of-the-hand to point to when the revocation and deportation of productive individuals smashes bottom dollars, markets, and trades.

“It was the Canadians”

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I just witnessed a school bus overtake another school while going up a steep hill, and I am genuinely surprised by how bothered the sight made me.

Slow down with the future there, buckaroo

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His comment “It’s ridiculous. We’re the only country in the world that does this […], as you know” flies in the face of any Second Amendment advocacy; if any proponent of this executive action advocates via editorializing, the “the right to bear arms” comes under friendly fire.

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Trump’s executive action concerning “birth right citizenship” is an understandable misunderstand of the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution — you would have to read through the entire first sentence to reach the conclusion of its concept.

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Man, it has been a long year 🤡

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After a week of digesting content and reports about the CEO Killer #LuigiMangione , one one thing appears apparent — Talking Heads and Figure Heads have not been this insistently terrified and righteous by the common caste since Game Stop.

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@RhysticStudies Auto-include for every blue deck I own

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Trying for more positive vibes this year

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I look forward to the content farming and white-knighting of the eventual #Twitch clip with Morgpie crying and blaming her husband for her uptake of the black-bar and shake-weight meta.

#Yale, let ‘em know what we are talking about.

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Hats off to #ActivisionBlizzard for helping bridge that gender wage pay gap. $54M is somehow a more generous contribution to The Cause than turning all the soldiers yay 👏🏽