Zoltán Murphy Roemer

Senior Account Executive @Impactpartnrs I am dedicated to people and their stories... Put your ego on the shelf, and remember love yourself

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

“The Big Ten is the best league in football… We don’t run a hype machine up here in the Midwest. We believe everything’s earned, not given. And when we fall short, we say, ‘We fell short.’ We don’t cry a river and whine and complain. And that’s why we’re the best.”

Indiana head coach Curt Cignetti’s final statement at Big Ten Media Days 😳

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

monday again

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Paul Noble @paul__ux]

Here's an interactive version. Make your own bracket predictions.

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[Emilio Sansolini @EmilioSansolini]

The World Cup! 🏆⚽️🌎

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Hyper 🌪️ @HyperISU]

Recap of Twitter these past few days

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Indiana won the National Championship.
Sam Darnold won the Super Bowl.
Knicks are in the NBA Finals.

Apply for your dream job.
Buy your mom a house.
Hit up your crush.

2026 is the year to just go for it all.

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

In case you need directions to the nearest ECF game, Detroit fans. #LetEmKnow

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

The Plan? Pivot Allbirds into an AI company.

[Prequel Memes @rPrequelMemes]

Marco Rubio Preparing to Blockade a Critical Trade Route https://t.co/E7Pa4Zp9yN

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Can't help but root for this relatable Michigan team that's almost entirely made up of mercenaries who Michigan's athletic department had to throw huge money at to get them to transfer there.

That's what college sports is all about.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[Columbus Library @columbuslibrary]

10K likes and we get our CEO to eat a hardcover book like it's a hamburger

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Aaron Craft

That guy rocked.