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Fond of pizza, wine & consistently talking about my dog 🕺🏻

[Katie 🌟 @cososokatie]

my only new year’s resolution is just to cop on a wee bit

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.

[Z O E @ZOELEXA_]

What’s with the crawling it’s not mission impossible
#LoveIsland

[Z O E @ZOELEXA_]

Davide doesn’t actually care about Ekin Su, he just doesn’t want to be mugged off #LoveIsland

[Sam Gibson @samgibsonnii]

22 years old man

[Andrew Slack @andrewslack]

This weekend marks a holy trifecta for the Abrahmic faiths.

Happy Ramadan, Happy Easter, and Happy Passover.

May we all work together for a world based in peace and renewal. ❤️❤️❤️

[Z O E @ZOELEXA_]

Why do you care though? How does it impact your life if people choose to wear a mask?

[Soph✨ @TinkerCunt_]

I genuinely can't believe how many masked eejits are still around. If I roll my eyes any harder today I'm gonna go blind 🙄🤣

[Z O E @ZOELEXA_]

💔❤️‍🩹

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

So, Eurovision has banned Russian musicians for political reasons. In 2019, the Eurovision took place on top of the cleansed Palestinian village of al-Shaykh Muwannis. The Eurovision Village was built on top of the Palestinian area of al-Manshiyya. Apparently it wasn't political.

[🇺🇦 Валерія Voshchevska @Val_Voshchevska]

My aunt: It is impossible to imagine that my mother, who lost her parents & became orphaned at 7, fought against Hitler with the Russian people, had to hide in a haystack from Nazi German soldiers, today, at the age of 85, is hiding in the basement in Kyiv from Russian soldiers.

[Susan McSlaydy @SusanMcGalway]

Is there any law against, for example, carrying a baseball bat with you every time you leave the house?

Asking for a whole fucking country of Mná

[Alix Markman @markwoman]

Betty White divorced a man in the 40s because he didn’t support her career, chose not to have children at a time when that was unheard of, publicly told off racists in the 50s, championed LGBTQ+ rights, and had an eight-decade career.
“Legend” doesn’t begin to cover it.

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Me wandering around my mom’s house after eating a 5,000 calorie dinner.

[rags @reegnkay]

babies get vaccinated straight out of the womb sophie 😭

[rem 🪐 @siccasfricc]

i get that it’s sad losing the best years of our life to a pandemic but if it’s making u tweet things like “the average age of omicron deaths is 83 🙄🙄” just let me know so i can block u now

[Maïa Dunphy @MaiaDunphy]

Heard a clown shouting about “the freedom the patriots fought for!!” outside a shop today. Something tells me a chap who finds it too much to wear a bit of cloth over his face walking around Dealz wouldn’t have fared well in 1916. 🙄

[Andrew Stroehlein @astroehlein]

If being asked to wear a mask in some places during a global pandemic is really the greatest "oppression" you've ever faced in your life, you seriously do not know how charmed a life you've had.

[AG @arigenelle]

i’m tired of pretending to be chill, i am insane

[Dree Hamilton @TheDreeSheree]

I cannot wait until I can afford myself. 😂Because I haven't even tapped into how expensive I truly desire to be. My goal in life is to be able to afford the real me. lol