Z Spitty

Now 10, Z started his career at the age of 2 months by rapping out 'a-goo'. Since that time he continues to enjoy expressing himself.

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“Hey Dad, didn’t you have another wife? I’m so glad it didn’t work out, so I’d be here”

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I know how to drive a car already, but probably shouldn’t. Don’t have adult reflexes yet. There’s a “go” pedal, a “stop” pedal, a shifter for going forward or backwards and a steering wheel for changing direction. Oh, and there’s a horn.

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Hey Zach, who’s the funniest kid in your grade? “Me”

Oh, who’s the 2nd funniest? “Me”

Who’s the most modest? “You’re looking at him”

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I’ll know I’m grownup when I’m 18

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The best way to let someone know you’re in love with you is to ask them “do you have a boyfriend”.

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To mom: “You look like a person made of amazing beautiful cheese”

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After asked about the dirty shirt he just put on: “they need to know I’m rough and tumble. Clothing is part of that”

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Rain is the most romantic weather. It’s good for kissing.

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One person’s trash is another person’s....snack

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Would we still have electricity if there was no sun?

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The world does not revolve around me because I told it not to.

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I’m a little nervous about going back to school. What if no one recognizes me and no one likes me? I can’t even say that with a straight face.

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Do you think you’ve had more than a 1000 days in your life that you didn’t see an ice cube?

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Ryland is a great kid. That sounded like something an adult would say.

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What’s the nearest place the explodes dynamite?

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I have a (granola) bar and I’m not afraid to use it

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What if a baby’s first word was “quadrilateral”?

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Can you put some techno on the radio? Techno’s my favorite.

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Was that a compliment or an insult? It could have been both.

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You’re not being very nice to my future self