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I make beer :)

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Thanks dude

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A bus full of high schoolers returning from the holocaust museum, singing “Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)”

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You get some personalities in the local Applebees

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@sydbo_7 @TGIFridays Nope. Actually pooping.

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Taking a shit at @TGIFridays (I hate pooping in public)

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Turns out all I really need for lunch is a basket of chips, salsa and a 32 oz modelo. I don’t want the tacos anymore.

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I drink at airports with the same intensity that Olympic sprinters run their races.

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Hi I love you

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Listen, If I sound crazier than normal… it’s because I’m sober. This doesn’t apply tonight, but just in general

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You know you’re in for one hell of a hangover when your head starts hurting before you’ve stopped drinking

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I think my favorite thing on the internet is the comment section on a video of someone cooking a steak.

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@oohpipitup Love you too pip

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I love you so much buddy. My heart is broken.. but I will choose to celebrate you and the time you spent with us, just as you would have wanted. I will miss you every day…

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Miley Cyrus crushed NYE

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Pete’s okay too

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Why wine gotta be so expensive when I can drink SO much of it?

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Thanksgiving photos that Instagram won’t see

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Megan Thee Stallion should have named her Popeyes collab thot sauce. Maybe corporate shot that down.

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I sneezed so hard my back cracked so that’s cool.

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Old white people love some reggae in Wilmington

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I drank 5 beers in a generous amount of time and woke up feeling like total shit. That’s how I know I’m getting old.