Zach

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Elon upset on his other account because he got embarrassed

[Panted Mime Horse @woebetidesus]

@LeonardCoh37662 It is all cancelled out with Scientology and signing his wives into marriage deals.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

try getting a reservation at dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard

[Aidan al Gaib 🎥🎨 @akeltheartist]

Since everyone is sharing their Letterboxd rating systems…

Be polite in the comments pls, we can disagree and still be kind

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

oh so he faked it

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Bro, how are all the “cinephiles” just now finding out about Greek myths 😑

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Fun fact: If you’re not allowed to sit during the National Anthem, there’s no reason to stand.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

It’s a shame that her dad, Tom Cruise, won’t be in attendance because he believes that having any sort of connection to her will impede Scientology and could possibly cause him to become sick or injured.

He also believes that by remaining connected to her in any way, he is committing a suppressive act and is a danger to Scientology, and thus to the future of humanity.

This is all because her mom was declared a suppressive person, an enemy of Scientology, and as a result, Suri is considered PTS, a potential trouble source.

And yet — entertainment reporters and the public will just accept this sort of diabolical behavior and fawn all over him when he abandoned his daughter — with the exception of child support — many years ago.

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

The audience has proven time and time again that you should not have faith in them.

[۟ @filmfae]

i don’t know why people on twitter pretend not to know that the average movie watcher is barely even sentient. there are people on here right now who did not understand this movie. he has no reason to have faith in the audience

[21 kindness @LilUziVartan]

@TylerJEsquire You don't make a billion dollars betting on the intelligence of the average American

[Zach @ZTeffner]

This would cost over $700 without the sale lmao

[Shadow Knight @shadowknightdk]

holy shit

[𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝘾𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙖 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙧 🎬🇨🇦 @CraigKoban]

This might be the FULLEST bag I’ve ever seen for a Criterion Closet visit. You can tell he’s a kid in a candy store as far as physical media goes.

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

Robbed them blind

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

most underrated odyssey tweet ngl

[Dennis Young @dpyoung13]

LeWaterUnderLeBridge

[Jacob Kisley @KisleyJacob]

All of Cleveland seeing the light and joining in on my hate for Lebron

[Steven @SteveTheScholar]

Lmfaoooo lying as usual. You’d never retire without a massive announcement before the season. You’re just as big of an attention whore as you were when you went to Miami. Just own it bro.

[Sammy Sturgill @SammySturgill]

Now is the perfect time to discuss how LeBron never gave a fuck about coming back to Cleveland (2014) and if it weren’t for Kyrie already being here as one of the best guards in the game, it never happens. Kyrie Irving needs more praise for bringing a championship to Cleveland