Zach

Just a man who’s trying to play Mario Party

[Zach @ZThelwell]

Who’s trying to play some Mario Party?

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I regret to inform you they have euthanized that dog in me

[James @CaucasianJames]

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

[Zach @ZThelwell]

@jewane_sosa I’m disappointed Sosa 😔

[Zach @ZThelwell]

@PistonM2

[pixtract @pixtract]

It only cost a retweet to retweet an artist's artwork 💫

[Zach @ZThelwell]

I think the world would be a much better place if fan accounts didn’t exist tbh

[Zach @ZThelwell]

@jewane_sosa Bars

[matt @mattybtweets69]

It was a “bit” your honor

[Wendell Potter @wendellpotter]

Amid America's #COVID19 disaster, I must come clean about a lie I spread as a health insurance exec: We spent big $$ to push the idea that Canada's single-payer system was awful & the U.S. system much better. It was a lie & the nations' COVID responses prove it. The truth: (1/6)

[Zach @ZThelwell]

@Schvs1 Bars

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

To my fellow hooligans, rascals, bimbos and floozies. They can poison our drinking water and set our children on fire. They can tear us apart with their cusses and swears. They can make a few really good points. But they cannot — and will not — take a fucking stock off of me.

[Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @WendySnowRadish]

Hospital

[Zach @ZThelwell]

“Where do you Rove” bro

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

it's still got a shine on it

[Vish 💖 @ViciousVish]

Cops spend ONLY 8 hours learning conflict management and mediation during their training at Police academies? That's NOTHING

It takes 20 hours to unlock JUST Mewtwo in Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube

[Zach @ZThelwell]

@JakePaulino Never too early to want canes