Zombie Translator

Not only are zombies hard to understand but they don't seem to understand us well either. We are here to help.

[RPGBluesguy @RPGBluesguy]

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[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: If the biological functions causing our...
Zombie: Rrrrrr ara mrrRRRrRrR URRRrRrRr GgGrRrR Orr...
https://t.co/v6u8JNNeX4

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: I just thought of something, is our current...
Zombie: Ooo Orrr ggrrrRr Rrrrrr rrrraAaaA Gggg ORR...
https://t.co/AFMoYgMwKu

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: This isn't working, all these millennials...
Zombie: arrraaa Gggg orR gggGgRr araa araaaaa...
https://t.co/RtTdjecovN

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: I'm not able to feel my legs! Donny, where...
Zombie: Ooo Gggg OrR mMRr nuurg AaHH Ooooo urRR rRAaA...
https://t.co/sU1xYX7q9M

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: I'm not racist, and when did you get so PC,...
Zombie: Ooo Gggg OrR MRRRRR ssRR uuuhHh gRR ORr Ahh...
https://t.co/R81XKiUxy8

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Have any of you wondered what we are all...
Zombie: RraA araaaa Rrrrrr orR ggrrrRrR uuUuhhH Ooooo...
https://t.co/NQE8k5XJPe

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Yeah we just got back from Vegas, it was just...
Zombie: rrAa Ooooo ooRr gRR gGrr rRaAa Ooooo gRR OoRR...
https://t.co/wFBGOQ5bRW

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: These days of apocryphal anarchy aren't as...
Zombie: aarrraa uRRr Rrrrrr mMRrrRrRRr rrRAaAA GrR...
https://t.co/uKPUMegIAP

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Ha, government was so busy convincing...
Zombie: Rrrr rAaaAaAaAa GRR Ooooo MRrR rrrRRRRaAa...
https://t.co/dkm50EfJFf

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: As a zombie rights activist I'm not...
Zombie: Rrrrrr ara RaAAAa uRrRRr GggGrrRr Ooo Gggg...
https://t.co/tdoPnbRN64

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: I'm still conflicted over the ones we eat, if...
Zombie: Ooo Gggg ORrRR GggRrrRrrR GrrR ara Urrr Ooooo...
https://t.co/Dh6KBnD9u6

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: I climbed up that pile of corpses, to watch...
Zombie: Ooo ggGGGrr aaaraaa RAaa Rrrrrr UuuUuRr nuurg...
https://t.co/gdh4KPCJtC

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: ...this little piggy ate brains, this little...
Zombie: aaraa mMMRRr raAaa Raa BBRAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSS...
https://t.co/EATM1bSAvi

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: So the guy put a tire iron through Jerold's...
Zombie: Rrrrrr ara RAa gRr ara rRaa rAAA gGGRRRR...
https://t.co/ECSXZKzbCQ

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Oh you must try dolphin brain, its so rich,...
Zombie: HAAA ORr rOOo ahH GGGgrrr BBRRAIIIIIIINNS Orr...
http://t.co/uWfr55plHR

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Thank God for cell phones. At first I was...
Zombie: RaaAA rAa gRR rRAA RrrAaaA Rrrr ooorr Ooo GrR...
http://t.co/yqfOJnS40M

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Yes they will resist at first, but once we've...
Zombie: URr OORr rooo ahHhHH Rrrrrr MmmRR sRRr ORrr...
http://t.co/dr9iVo9wO7

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: I've found suspenders to be both better at...
Zombie: Ooo gRr gGrRR uuuuRRRrRR nuurg Aaaaa aaarraa...
http://t.co/vgyCVAwegJ

[Zombie Translator @ZTranslator]

English: Oh no, they killed Harold, and he was only...
Zombie: HAAA ara OoRR ggGgRr rRaAAA sRRR Ooooo GRr...
http://t.co/DhQrJhRYn4