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Non sine periculo • YTA creator▶️

[what’s app ricky @kenanbell]

wifey & i got married in an actual garden and didn’t invite one single person 💕

[Amir ✝️👑⛪️📖✨️ @AAmirKh50764293]

Today we are Preaching the gospel in Pakistan 🇵🇰 please remember me in your prayers 🙏

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Everyone talks about what a man should do to keep a woman happy. Almost nobody talks about what a woman should do to keep a man happy. That conversation is long overdue.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

I am from Australia and we saw reports of this girl wanting to lure Men so she can accuse them of rape

I hope everyone remembers and stay away from this false rape accuser

[ajay @1meajay]

so, if your salary no come on time, you go apologize to your girlfriend, tell am make she dey patient with you wait for her "girlfriend allowance" 😂

[• @WordsCocoon]

one thing i do know for sure is that the grass will be greener wherever i water it. wherever i am, wherever i choose to water it, it will be green. because it’s me. I AM THE WATER. ❤️

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

The art of sending your woman a “Monthly allowance” is the dumbest thing you can do as a man.

[Jude Bela @realJudebela]

By the time you guys are done defending we will probably have enough materials to do an episode on THE CHIEF OF STAFF!

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Mastering the art of pretending to be madly in love with a babe, just to smash, is one of the most underrated skills

[Fridayyscarr29★ @FridayyG4ML]

There’s no way I’m working this hard just to put some morbidly obese whale in my luxury home

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

The more you use Snapchat, the more you realize the world can never run out of hoes.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Being single is cheaper for men. Being in a relationship is cheaper for women. Marriage is where a man starts carrying the real financial weight. Since he is carrying all that responsibility, the least you can offer is peace.

[J.E.D.I.D.I.A.H @ItsDjJed]

Real Niggas don’t have a type, we just go for peaceful women

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Stop confronting women about their behavior and just cut them off.

[🔥SANGO OLUKOSO🔥 @Otunbakush1]

For ten months, I tracked him.

It started with a client from the United States who planned to spend six months in Nigeria. The suspect posed as a service apartment agent, gained his trust, and collected ₦27.9 million for a six-month stay, then vanished without a trace.

For almost a year, he kept moving, changing numbers and locations, doing everything to stay ahead. It felt like chasing a ghost, but the trail never truly went cold.

Today, it ended.

We found him in Ijebu Ode, living freely as if nothing happened. After months of tracking and waiting, we moved in and arrested him.

Ten months on the run over in a moment, about 30mins ago he was arrested.

[Pressy🥰❤️ @teefehbaby]

We were planning a date, and I asked if you had a car to come pick me up. You took a picture of your car key and sent it to me, then followed it up by saying that each person should come in their own car, knowing fully well that I am a student.

I have never felt so insulted in my life.

[CENCH (FullTime Jugger) 🇵🇹 @Dndcench]

thinking of an older version of yourself and still not seeing yourself from a place of excess is terrible. you wan be BUM in advance 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Another funny set of people in this country are those who salute their parents when they return from NYSC camp. 🤣🤣🤣

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Today is D-day.

Our boys are now at the Università Campus Bio-Medico di Roma for the Grand Finale of the International STEM Olympiad in Rome, Italy.

I’m optimistic about their victory.

[🐐•🐦‍🔥 @ZUnfazed]

@Abuh_abel Nigeria is too hard , we all want to eat….