ZWPaul

Husband to Megan. Papa to Thomas, Bennett and Annie.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@KyleBrandt @KyleBrandt I saw it when it came out in theaters when they still have the scene where they lay down in the middle of the road in traffic. Do you remember that? They later cut that scene cause kids were doing it. The Program is the best.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Texas Tech LB Jacob Rodriguez being left off the Heisman Finalist list is a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@pauldehnerjr Paul, at what point do they blow it all up? I’m talking Zac, Duke, all of it. Yes, Burrow is hurt, but cmon. The drafting and roster are just poor, and that Burrow window won’t be open forever.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

Me when I'm eating my 3rd Haagen Dazs bar of the night

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@ByJayMorrison Dude is the best.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@BaskinRobbins It’s reckless that you don’t include jamocha almond fudge

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@ochocinco Texan born. Been in Austin since 09. Bengals fan since 88. I'll take you to lunch then whoop that ass in tennis. WHO DEY. LFG.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@JayMorrisonATH Damn, I hate to hear this. You and @pauldehnerjr are the only reason I subscribe to The Athletic. Thanks for all your great Bengals coverage over the years.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@pauldehnerjr Whatever happened with Zeke Elliot? Seemed like a perfect backup to Mixon.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@BenjaminGolan You forgot the L vs Kentucky in basketball

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Joe Burrow recently agreed to pay for 20 local families at Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center to receive mental health treatment.

Burrow’s father said his foundation couldn’t narrow down a list of families that needed help — so they helped all 20.

(h/t @BrandonSaho)

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Just remember if you don’t like the bands on the Riot Fest lineup please make sure to take it personally because everything is about you, and if you do like them just remember we will make sure all your favorite bands play at the same time because we personally don’t like you.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

Hope you're not next to those fountains all weekend.

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

rich paulllllllll

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

Ocho. Let's see that backhand.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

A month & 1 week of lessons & I’m rallying already, wait till you see me in a year… 🎾

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

If they hold firm, which they will cause that’s what they do, they can get a 2 for him.

Starting LT that is only 25yo, some desperate team will cave and give up a 2. Even if he is in his 5th yr option.

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

What type of compensation should the Bengals hold out for Jonah Williams?

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Fairleigh Dickinson’s Director of Media Relations is currently a junior at the university:

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@MoodyCenterATX @Cirque Is tonight’s show (Thurs) still happening?

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

The correct answer is #2

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

OK, you can only write with ONE type of pen for the rest of your life, which one are you picking? (ignoring the ink color)

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

They’re gonna have to refund a whole lot of people #WhoDey

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More than 50,000 tickets were purchased by the Bills’ and Chiefs’ season-ticket holders in the first 24 hours they were for sale for the if-needed, neutral-site AFC Championship Game. Bills fans would be seated on their side of the field and Chiefs fans on the other.

[ZWPaul @ZWPaul]

@ByPatForde Those 17 TCU fans are gonna be pissed!