Lestat de lionwhore(Top 0.1% on Sudoku)

Eternal Fine Shyt of the Thotless Mind

[Lestat de lionwhore(Top 0.1% on Sudoku) @ZXXZZII]

@akreana_ If your gut tells you something is off with something/ someone ... TRUST IT!

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[Dawn @ANewDawn2020]

If the police are not premeditated killers, why do they wear masks and cover their faces with baclava like terrorists?

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[Jabez @Jabali_Jr]

Y'all remember in 2002 elections, Kibaki was the least favourite candidate but he won coz he had the support of the people. 2027, tunakufa na Maraga hadi mwisho.

[Diva🦸🏻 @CaptainMariamm]

I thought I liked skinny niggas until I met a man with biceps 🤣🤣

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

life if i never replied to that message

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

On March 16, 1922, thousands of supporters who protested Harry Thuku’s arrest gathered at Nairobi’s Central Police Station, where police opened fire, killing over 20 people. Harry was 27 at the time.
Pick up a history book FFS.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

[🌺 @Valcamio]

my favorite S3X position is any of them. I'm just glad to be involved

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

I’m ready to work! #ResetRestoreRebuild

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

In layman’s language…hii ni nini?

[Mack @whatMackSays]

Need to congratulate someone for taking it like a big girl SOON or I'll lose hearing in my left eye😮‍💨

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Jalang'o is a NO
Rigathi is a NO
Trevor is a NO
Lulu Hasan is a NO
Ruto is a Noooo!

Maybe Sifuna. Omtata, yes. Definitely, Maraga!

[whataboutyou @staceycutey]

Like why on earth would you clear the world's only Wildlife capital city to build sijui a parking lot???ama whatever is being built uko????
istg by 2027 there will be nothing left!!!

[Black @LilithBlack25]

There were two vultures on that day. One had a camera

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

i need to go clubbing with someone i feel intense lust for

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Kenyans eat up white content creators who's whole gimmick is that theyre in Kenya or speaking swahili or doing something Kenyan a little too much for my liking. Ebu tuache kubambwa na ufala.