Zach Torkelson

Science advocate, juggling enthusiast, and WSU Shocker spending the majority of my time on two wheels.

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I love you all. Thanks for everything.

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This is a feeling I've felt numerous times, but never this strong.

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The singer on the car radio is pouring his heart into a song and I can only wonder about why the people ahead of me didn't latch their trunk

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Trees probably look at bushes as midgets.

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I never noticed how warm 32°F was until I walked a few miles in 0°F.

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"Trivial" in a textbook book means the author assumes you know something you don't actually know, and will skip it to further confuse you.

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My grandma ran her microwave with nothing in it for 10 minutes because she "needed a timer".

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Starting to wonder if I turned off the stove 3 days ago.

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If you still have an election yard sign up, I'm judging you harder than the people who leave Christmas decorations up after Christmas.

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I'm just glad that the world series was as amazing as anticipated. Extra innings in game 7 of the World Series? Can't beat that.

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@craigcolwell_ I've got my two nukes ready.

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If you want to learn Japanese in the library bring headphones.

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Fun I have while driving: 📈
Gas milage: 📉

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@thompson_jaron @Hopkins_Jerad @hunthes5 I'm gonna have to come up there and you guys are going to have to show me a good time.

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Y'alls snapchat stories are starting to make me wish I went to Pitt.

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Hey @KawasakiUSA you guys are 6/7 in the Wichita State motorcycle parking.

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"The presidential debate was filmed in front of a live studio audience." https://t.co/QSOPNwmDLD

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Teacher: "We'll roll into rotational motion next class period."
Class: *collective sigh*

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How my group project went because no one had any clue what they were doing:

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Legit question: When is a booth not okay?