Guero

[Guero @Z__Beason]

Bro I got a wedding to go to in a couple hours I gotta sober tf up

[Guero @Z__Beason]

It’s gonna be so hard leaving this perfect Mexico weather

[Guero @Z__Beason]

I started 2019 under fireworks at Harry Potter World so Im automatically winning for this year already

[MR. WRINKLE @foldsandflaps]

How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of beer bottles had a purpose?

[Guero @Z__Beason]

I think I just developed arthritis tapping through everybody’s ridiculous length IG stories

[EM @MythManny]

Yh but they always ugly

[WeAreWrestlers @WeAreWrestlers]

Coach after Christmas break: “You on weight?”
Me:

https://t.co/8NDseX2evD

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

when santa picked rudolph to lead his sleigh

[w✩z @waz6700]

Not my fault they ain’t got drip

[ًMo @Mxham3d]

You curved my dm but you’re asking me to help find your missing cousin? https://t.co/lIdNQv1DtA

[Guero @Z__Beason]

@bgarcia_707 Scarlet fever 🤒

[Guero @Z__Beason]

Of course I would go all year without getting sick and then get Ebola on Christmas Eve 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Guero @Z__Beason]

@yessiiixo Wow I was replaced. Cool

[Chunkarella✨ @MixedBeauty___]

“Look at those naked canines over there smelling poor”

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

how i taIk to my friends vs how i talk to everyone eIse

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

[Guero @Z__Beason]

Pretty sure the girl working at MOD last night just followed me on IG .. guess who’s about to get a hookup