Zack Morris

new dad full of classic dad moves/soul searching

It's a great day to have a great day
-Dietz the motivator

[mac @booommac]

3 first round picks is crazy work for a player who logged 0 points this post season.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

ESPN on ABC showed off a One Shining Moment-esque NHL montage (to "Baba O'Riley") to close out the Stanley Cup Final coverage. 🏒📺🎥🎙️ #StanleyCup #NHL

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's the full chain of events that led to Trump storming out of his interview with Kristin Welker, beginning with her pressing him on the weaponization fund, continuing with her pointing out the baselessness of his "rigged election" lies, and concluding with him calling her "crooked or stupid" and leaving

[SkiBrah @ski_brah]

@cashmeout2s @J_Swish24 McDavid on Vegas would score 120 points in meaningless 5-1 regular season games and then promptly be eliminated from the playoffs.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

This is great. A guy on fox news wearing a mask (look at his lower neck). Everything is fake.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

One of these was a goal, one of these missed the net...

Sports.

[, @Zvbear]

Where was your dad?

[Chris @TrixStar76]

@factpostnews It’ll take a decade to undo the damage that these fucking morons are doing

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

“The Edmonton Oilers have been eliminated from the playoffs.”

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

[jezz @JezziiB]

She Got Fat-shamed at the gym and this is what The men at the gym did..

[The Mug NHL @TheMugNHL]

The Edmonton Oilers switching out Connor Ingram for Tristan Jarry is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

That might've been the craziest place Sidney Crosby has ever signed an autograph if it happened! 😂

Listen to the newest episode of Never Offside with Julie Petry & @catbtoffoli featuring Michael Misa & Sam Dickinson ➡️ https://t.co/K4aLb74w4n

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Kurt Russell 🤝 Wyatt Russell

#LetsGoBuffalo

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

I'm ready.

[nhlpens @nhlpens]

The Penguins let Marc-Andre Fleury play one (1) period in a pre-season game and that aura was so strong it sent the Penguins all the way to a 100 point season and back into the playoffs with home ice in round 1 when they were supposed to be in the basement.

Merci 🌸🌺🌹

[pei ⭐️ @sidcrosism]

for anyone wanting the video!

[Mario LeCrosGoat @MarioLeGoat]

Crosby recreating this moment with Erik Karlsson is gonna feed generations.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Millennials watched their parents lose everything in 2008. Then got handed $100K in student debt. Then got called entitled for wanting a living wage. Then survived a pandemic in our prime years. Then got priced out of every neighborhood we grew up in. And y’all really wonder why we’re not okay? We’ve been in survival mode for 20 years straight and nobody even noticed.

[NHL @NHL]

18-YEAR-OLD BEN KINDEL WITH THE SHOOTOUT WINNER FOR PITTSBURGH! 🟡⚫