Zach Schwartz

The difficulty of putting life in 140 characters...

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@JameyEisenberg @daverichard In a 12 team PPR league where Passing TDs are 6 points would you draft a QB #1 overall pick??

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@darrenrovell the new slam dunk contest is even worse

[dsternn @dsternn]

Yeah my president's still black and not morman

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

What's the proper buffer when using an ATM #CurbMoment #Getawayfromme

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@moNisclafaNi you're a woman, stop pretending you know football

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@pat_clements @kfneel I literally just laughed

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@NickJenette @2JSilv8990 3 words... Pack your bags
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[Cody Ian @CozyRoth]

Just give it a quick swift one there bud! @Z_schwartz

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@CozyRoth #giveitawhirl

[Kaskade @kaskade]

Tallanasty!

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@JelloMandello womens volleyball >>>> studying for GMATs

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

adderall >>>> vyvance @JelloMandello

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@JelloMandello hahaha sucks we gotta wait a whole year #bestshowever

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

#BreakingBad can't get much better @JelloMandello

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

“@SmartMoney: Only 1 in 5 recent college grads said first job was on their career path. Average starting salary was $27,000." #scaredyet ???

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@NickJenette #9months #bookitdanny

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

@JosunWLJS you know it... Did you move there for good?

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

No bitching out @NickJenette

[Zach Schwartz @Z_schwartz]

Almost just hit a homeless guy sitting criss cross applesauce in the middle of the road #nojoke