Zack Werner

this life is a party, im never growing up

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

We as a society do not deserve season 3 of jersey shore

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

I want to kiss every dog

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

@MattttNernnn You’re the next DJ Khaled

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

NEW: Effective May 28th, the statewide indoor mask mandate will be lifted.

Businesses and entities overseeing indoor spaces may continue to require face masks for employees, customers, and/or guests.

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

NEW: Effective May 28th, we will lift the requirement for maintaining six feet of social distancing in indoor and outdoor settings.

Per @CDCgov guidance, social distancing will continue to be required in settings where masking is required.

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

Does anyone else remember being like 10 years old and hearing Mr. Brightside for the first time and never thinking it’d have any effect on your life? Look at us now

[chavíto @Chavito316]

What’s joe bidens plan to stop these fake calls about my cars extended warranty?

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

What was your least favorite thanksgiving food as a kid and favorite now and why is it stuffing

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

@GovMurphy Nah it’s too late bro I’m on a train

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

There’s nothing better than ordering food and asking for no tomatoes and getting extra tomatoes instead

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

How is the Jake from State Farm commercial still airing...that’s gotta be going on 10 years #khakis

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

@GovMurphy

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

@GovMurphy Thought we were done with these updates

[Eric Studer @StuderEric]

2020 blows

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

@GovMurphy Remember there four words. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. The virus is over you are an absolute joke

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I straight up hate the Coronavirus.

[Zack Werner @Z_wernz]

I think I have swine flu

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

sorry my dog had my phone