Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nationโs independence.
That one will break them completely.
America is the greatest country on earth. Visitors just had to go beyond our nasty, Democrat-run hive cities to realize it. Now that they see actual Americans engaged in actual American culture, our World Cup guests love it.
Full list of players not seen at #Raiders OTA practice:
LB Nakobe Dean
CB Jermod McCoy
Safety Jeremy Chinn
WR Jalen Nailor
TE Ian Thomas
TE Carter Runyon
DT Benito Jones
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