Machi Pulao 🍉

Do not borrow pain from future.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

"You dont look like sindhi?"

Tf am I suppose to look like, Ajrak?

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

😭😭😭

[Ameerah👑 @lilmeerahcute]

As this man’s niece, I feel obligated to inform the public that this tweet is sponsored by selective memory Please don’t listen to him. This same man bought his fiancee a brand new iPhone 17 Air last week

and yes the girl is my friend,so I witnessed the hypocrisy in real time👍🏾

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Students are gonna do that now. It's better to ask them to present those assignments or submit hand-written assignment. This way they will atleast known what they wrote and might learn from it.

[Khan. @witty_theorist]

have to mark 50+ AI generated assignments... not a pleasant night this.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Baap pai gye hai ...

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Shrek & Fiona’s sons in ‘SHREK 5’.

Voiced by Skyler Gisondo and Marcello Hernandez.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Stuttering is kinda funny as well. I used to stutter in sindhi buy never did in urdu or in English. Eventually, stuttering ended when I stopped worrying about it. I remember people laughing when I used to stutter. It felt so stupid to even speak then.

[road to lose 29kg @obvyappin]

i fumble a lot even at this age because I hardly speak in real life, so when i do speak, it happens often its fucking embarrassing so i can kind of understand it

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

@FariaAbbasi_ These men deserves some lapaats.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Dal Gadot to Gwynocide... top tier names for fascists.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Gwyneth Paltrow stars in new campaign for Israel luxury housing development ‘51PARK’ in Herzliya.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

There needs to be mass castration of all jailed rapists. For the ones that are outside, we can start with this one (potential rapist) for examplery punishment. Society will finally breathe when we get rid of these vermins.

[Muhammad Afaq @muhammadafaq99]

@farii_022 Jab larkiyan apny husan ki namizsh krti hein to gandy log peechy per jaty hein..... Qasoor dono tarf hota h..... Kabi ksisi ugly face girl ke saat bi rape howa h?

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Inke gusse, how to handle lower status people and safar me pta lag jaata kitne ache hai wo log. Most of them of pretending.

[aim @mn_abb]

yeh jo mard achi batein krty hain woh waqai achy hoty hain ya dhoka hai bss ?

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

@SendCheesecake Use easypaisa... they dont ask for code and order gets confirm within few seconds. Much faster than bank one.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Survived deadly combo of 48 °C heat and loadshedding of Larkana - supposed Paris city of PPP.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Ghareeb ki ek nishani yeh b hai k wo har jagaah ko bacho k ghumane ki jagah samjhte hai.

[R. @Ruyyaa__]

Nadra jese office main bhe bachay bhag rahay hain. Log apne bacho ko har jaga chorh kyu dete hain. 🙄

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

@slim_shady113 Woh b zinda hai 😭😭 baaki tommy is janu but get well soon ✨️🙌

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

@khigirlinlhr In lai carton hujay saarh hik 🫢

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

@Abdulla___Hash @b_r_khan_ Four walls*

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

@Abdulla___Hash @b_r_khan_ They gave work to women bcoz most of men were drafted for world wars. Women resisted going back to four after war ended when men became available for work. Sufferage movement isn't that simple brother.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Girl do u even know the statistics of gender based voilence in Pakistan?? U wont any find anyone that hasn't suffered from GBV. You are pick me and this is coming from opposite gender.

[Ayesha @ayesha917]

stop blaming an entire gender for the actions of one person. not all men are the same; neither are all women. you just met the wrong one cutie.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Ofc she is sharing with her... tujh jesa چ beta jo usse mila hai.... Idiot

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

Masi came to see me. Mom & masi sitting together. Suddenly started talking about my childhood & how my dadi’s side did evil things to mom.

I observed how it is almost instinctive in women to fuel the kids. In early years, I used to feel bad for weeks after these instances.

It is nothing wrong. It is just the programming. I am sure you all were made to hate your chachi, bhua etc. It all came from your wiring done by mom & her kins. I do not have a bhua. Otherwise maybe she would have told me things about my masi & nani.

These house politics have affected even the most capable & sane kings. After an age, you gotta be careful about all these things.

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Vaskaro pure drinking water

[Alishba 🍉 @alishbahaha_]

Nestle, Dasani or aquafina?

[Machi Pulao 🍉 @Zaahirhai]

Inke ghalat raste pai chalte hue rishtedar kabhi nh dikhte 🤧

[a @annieinstress]

desi parents treat electronic items like human "thori dair AC bnd kar do bichara kab sy chal rha hai"