♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒

probably online right now ౨ৎ

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

i’d let spider man crawl on top of me if he wanted to

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

didn’t wake up to someone’s hand wrapped all over my tummy :<

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

its my duty as a wife to be as bratty and spoiled as possible

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

top me i deserve it

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

the inventor of envelopes is such a freak. wdym i have to lick it

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

they’re going to put tariffs on dryhumping next.

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

on the couch being gorgeous and evil.

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call u a witch

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

men invented pool tables so they can watch each other bend over.

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

if you don’t like being kissed on the lips don’t be such a great friend.

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

bro you’re a good girl and you know it

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

giving him the ol’ jfk (messy head in the backseat of my car). I

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

anyone know why spiderman’s suit is so tight? is he a slut?

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

(asking to cuddle) can we 99.

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

when you break the kiss but still smile and breathe against each other's lips >>>

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

go crazy about me that's my type

[♱ 𝒵𝒶𝓇𝒶 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @Zaaraa8_]

when oomf is a weird perverted freak but a chill one