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recently had a discussion who's better, temu or shein.

we were all in agreement that temu's workforce has been in school for at least 1 year more.

so they win by a small margin

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I'm convinced women wouldn't be able to spot one good man in the club. They're all just attracted to peacocks. Let's take andrew who realized and made the philosophy his feathers. While I'm wondering, who hurt that guy?

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zipped for her pleasure.

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2025 and I still don't understand how feminists turned the internet from "not your army" to white knight cucks.

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Imagine my disappointment when clicking on the puppy lovers category on tinder. so much wasted potential.

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don't you just love it when you're scratching your leg on your couch after watching tv for hours and your fitbit suddenly says: "you've reached your daily step goal". really puts me in a deep zen state.

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@kuberdenis >open cloudflare
>no free udp proxy inside
>back to selfhosting

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File system based routing is the dumbest thing ever invented for web development and nextjs is the kool-aid bar.

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dog owners: this is my purebred dog i bought for 5k, his name is winchester III. do not make eye contact with him

cat owners: this is crunchwrap. he decided to follow me home one day. he is orange

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there should be a lego hemp botanical set with 420 pieces.

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@TeamViewer I'm going to be honest here TV. You're website https://t.co/YJGVTDnquj is pure convoluted garbage. It's more important to pitch your AI barf than to find a download for your customers. Please fix your priorities.

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you will never be a good cook if you don't ever use too much salt.

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that was worth my coughing fit.

[goosewin @Goosewin]

project management 101

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my university sent out emails with a link to unsubscribe from all thesis polls as a phishing test.

I regret nothing.

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CCleaner: Please start using our Pro-Version. The first 30 days are free. (1st popup)
Me: No.
CCleaner: Please bro please. We can do 60 (2nd popup)
Me: No, fuck off.

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As an unmarried worker I get deducted $100 a month more than my married colleagues. I always thought it was bad to pay for women. Now I don't know what to think.

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chatgpt is the prophet of the minimalists

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@NiP73 and we're back to my original tweet.

why not create a second model for people that don't see the value in compromising?

my take on it: "because the margin on cameras is too good to miss"

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I just want the super high end phones we got nowadays without the 50MP camera I barely use once a year.

is that too much to ask?

Pros:
- cheaper
- slimmer
- lighter

Cons:
- what are we going to tell the marketing team?

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@NiP73 bigger is fine, but cameras making phones fatter is not. most can't even lie flat now.

like landlords leaving space under cabinets to claim that apartments are bigger.

these tricks fool some, but the product isn't improving.