Zac Jevan Macfarlane

Baud

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

@WakaKotahiAkNth @curksta

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

The word “literally” needs to be deleted from the English vocabulary.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Dunno why I’m here really

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

He didn’t waste your time sis, He got to know you & didn’t like you.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Your ability doesn’t decrease just because of someone’s inability to acknowledge it.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Is Gabrielle gets in the way of me and my girl, imma fight the wind.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

My toxic trait is thinking I will always get picked…
Last.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Might cancel this year’s subscription,
The trial so far isn’t any good.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Human engineering is what intelligent people call manipulation.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

What does getting gas and going to the toilet have in common??

You only go when you can’t risk it anymore.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

I’m either getting old, or I’m exercising too much…
I think too much exercise…

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Today I feel like deleting a few people

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

I have a playlist dedicated to every thought I have about you.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

I’m very bad at doing dumb things, like walking, counting, spelling…

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Summers 🌞🌊🌻🍦

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

I wanna eject but I don’t know why

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Not this yea bish

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

What are you doing on Valentine’s Day? Uh working, like everyone else??

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

If I’ve ever spoken to you, you own me a Christmas present. Only In the form of Money and Booze.

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Someone: What do your tattoos mean?
Me: I had money and no one stopped me…

[Zac Jevan Macfarlane @ZacMacfarlane]

Life’s too short, eat dessert first.