Zachary Persky

Pretty cool guy. Not good with punctuation. Extremely witty.

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If 1+1 = 2 then how do you pay 10,000 police officers with £300,000?#profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If the largest light fills up the smallest room and the smallest fills up the largest. Why do we have large lights? #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If pigs could fly we would all be better people #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

With great power comes the ability to do whatever the fuck you want #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If we can't wish for more wishes then how can we wish for any wish at all #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

Life is like a flower. You gotta grow your roots before you can blossom #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

Apparently shapes have a football league and circles lost. They had zero points. #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If I had a pound for every time I went to Europe I'd have that many euros. Fuck. #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If I could have any superpower I'd want the power to make difficult decisions #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

It's our worst moments in life that allow our best moments to be so good #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

A sharpener can make even the bluntest of pencils not pointless #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

How do we really know what side of the mirror we are on?
#profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

Without gravity, we'd all be butterflies. #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

Should we be worried that these days "to be or not to be" is more often the answer #profoundthoughtoftheday

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

If no one else has tweeted then hopefully this will win the prize #IRmasterclasses

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

#lastmessy Who remembers when Godsi wasn't in the act? Me neither.

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

@aarongodsi #jackofalltrades #masterofnone #lastmessy

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

Don't make zac do anything he's written down for #lastmessy #respect #joshwilldoit

[Zachary Persky @ZacWithNoKorH]

Shout out to josh for sitting down 11/10 #lastmessy

[Israel Defense Forces @IDF]

Terrorists in Gaza fired a rocket into Sderot and nearby Kibbutzim. No injuries reported. RETWEET.