Zach Hoss

Chelsea Handler is my biological mother.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

If there’s anything I learned from watching Shakira and J. Lo dance yesterday, it’s that I am very much white

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

Bowen: Zach! Are you smoking? Me: Yeah. Why? Bowen:

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@nicolegerdes4 Fuck that bitch. I hate her and hopefully she got hit by a car after she left the mall.

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

@adepperschmidt That pussy! 😂😂😂

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

when you look at your phone in the middle of the night

[Nicole Gerdes ♥ @nicolegerdes4]

I thank myself everyday that I did not move back to my hometown

[Sarah Gist @gist23]

You find the best things when you’re not looking for them.

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

😂😂😂

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

I can hear my upstairs neighbor having an emotional break-down over some guy named John. I don't know John but I'm guessing that he's an asshole.

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

Football fans are quite rowdy tonight.

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If you put cheese on top of your tater tot casserole then fuck you.

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

@jshoss21

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

"Build a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."
- Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

rt to spread awareness!

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

I found $40 in the kwik shop parking lot. I kept it. And no I don't feel bad.

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I love my Christmas bonus.

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

"Take a chance you stupid hoe."
-Abraham Lincoln, 1863

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

This life wouldn't be make-believe if you believed in me.
- Paper Moon.

[Zach Hoss @Zac_attackkkkkk]

@lexxhoss That little motherfucker!