Motz

The world's foremost authority on composure.

[Motz @Zach93M]

Daylight savings is a disaster. It's been 5pm since noon

[Luca Evans @bylucaevans]

Garett Bolles side quest lol.

Helped this woman change her tire on the freeway (via TikTok, 🎥 @mariabrltran3)

Protector of the Year finalist right there

[Adam Mares @Adam_Mares]

46 points, 38 rebounds, and 36 assists in 25 hours.

[Motz @Zach93M]

@markkiszla

[Motz @Zach93M]

@VetanzeTherapy @PatrickChiotti 👍 Reasonable minds can disagree on the decision (I was fine with it personally) but the hindsight arguments for why it cost the broncos the game are way overblown. The game was lost because of the chest pass to the other team and an injured QB. Anything else is secondary

[Motz @Zach93M]

@markkiszla I’m sure the team is taking the axe grinding media member’s advice very seriously

[Motz @Zach93M]

@RealBirdLawyer @HundleyJason Extremely well adjusted thing to post

[Motz @Zach93M]

@smberntsen @RichCimini

[Motz @Zach93M]

@realdanmitchell Yeesh

[Motz @Zach93M]

@4WhomJBellTolls Nice deleted tweet loser

[Motz @Zach93M]

@4WhomJBellTolls Loser

[Motz @Zach93M]

@KevG163 @Super70sSports You on IG or just here?

[Nik Bonitto @nikkkkbonitto]

4th quarter

[Motz @Zach93M]

@VetanzeTherapy 10000%. Rule should be if you don’t catch it clean, fair catch turns into fair game. He didn’t hit Marvin either, just yoinked it.

[Motz @Zach93M]

@TrevorJudge

[Andrew Fenichel @Andrew_Fenichel]

bro Nikola Jokic might be the funniest human ever lmao

[Motz @Zach93M]

@MileHighReport How exactly is USA Today “Vegas”

[Motz @Zach93M]

@TheHerd @jasonrmcintyre Saying the warriors demolishing Cleveland in 4 or 5 was better than bucks-suns is a great way to admit you don’t actually like basketball

[Motz @Zach93M]

@PranavSriraman buddy of mine sat next to the ESPN halftime desk for one of the Nuggets-heat finals games and said SAS spent the entire 2nd quarter on his phone with his back to the action. Explains a lot

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

We are witnessing the worst MLB start in 130 years.

The Rockies are on pace to lose 136 games this season, which would pass the 1899 Cleveland Spiders (20-134) for the most losses by an MLB team.

[Motz @Zach93M]

@Rockies @spillygoat19 Sell the team dick