zach adams

Two fish are in a tank and one fish looks at the other and asks, “So how do you drive this thing?” USC 2021

[bigalpal @Aleczess1]

Me snoozing my 7:30 alarm then remembering my 8 am takes attendance

[Jake Gillespie @jakefrg]

Iconic

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

Fortnite got me like... 😭😭😭😭

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

I procrastinated my final English paper for weeks and then wrote 14 pages in one morning just so I can turn it in on time and I’m pretty sure that has summed up college better than anything else has so far

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

There’s only one right choice

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Most mesmerizing video you will ever watch. If you need me I’ll be watching this on repeat for the next 5 hours https://t.co/ZlMlLmxXu5

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: Tom Brady’s hand injury was really just a surgical procedure to add another finger for his sixth Super Bowl ring.

[lex @alexamarie_k]

naz diner. rt if u agree.

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

@alexamarie_k And I’m disappointed in waffles as a breakfast option

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

@capricornyjokes Get the garbage you call waffles off my plate

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

Pancakes are 10x better than waffles

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

I’m just tryna play Mario Kart Double Dash on GameCube

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

Honestly, the HQ gameshow is the source of about 95% of the stress in my life

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

I thought my sleep schedule was fucked up in high school, then I went to college and now it’s reached a whole new level of fucked up

[zach adams @ZachAdams119]

I just gotta accept that tomorrow is already one big L